Why is everyone on Twitter talking about 30-50 feral hogs?
Sometimes I really wonder if we’re all okay
When you went on Twitter today, you might have felt like you were missing a joke. Everyone is tweeting about “30-50 feral hogs”. And not just any old 30-50 feral hogs, they are in your yard three to five minutes away from your small kids playing. But why?! Why is Twitter such a weird place?! I bet you never thought you would read the following words but here goes, here is the hog meme explained.
What is the 30-50 feral hogs tweet everyone is talking about?
So basically everyone started talking about 30-50 feral hogs after one tweet went viral:
It started off the back of a tweet about the tragic mass shootings in the US this weekend. Jason Isbell tweeted saying: “If you’re on here arguing the definition of ‘assault weapon’ today you are part of the problem. You know what an assault weapon is, and you know you don’t need one.”
The tweet got a lot of responses. It began a huge argument over gun ownership in the US.
But one response in particular got everyone talking. William McNabb said: “Legit question for rural Americans – How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?”
Excuse me what?!
At first you might look at that and think it’s satire but no, he’s serious. William wants to know how a rural American like him is supposed to protect his small kids from 30-50 feral hogs coming into his yard whilst they play if he can’t own an assault rifle.
Twitter went absolutely feral for it themselves, and now everyone is talking about 30-50 hogs. Of course it’s now become subject of a whole bunch of hog memes.
The best examples of the hog meme spreading
sorry boss can’t come in. 30-50 feral hogs came running into my yard again. yeah. about 3-5 mins. where my children play. yeah. see you tomorrow
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) August 5, 2019
30-50 feral hogs? sounds like my dating history lmao
— Lucy Valentine (@LucyXIV) August 5, 2019
when you see 30-50 feral hogs are on their way back to your yard pic.twitter.com/2OdTwZyYk4
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) August 5, 2019
my milkshake brings 30-50 feral hogs to the yard
— summertime vibes dante ? (@videodante) August 5, 2019
30-50 feral hogs coming to your yard as soon as you send your kids outsidepic.twitter.com/zNUjXEtT8T
— Cody (@operacodester) August 5, 2019
chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' real hard
shootin' some b-ball outside in the yard
when 30-50 hogs who were up to no good
started being feral in my neighborhood
it took 3-5 minutes & my dad got scared
he said "I need my big gun or I won't feel prepared"
— Laura Neale (@lauracricket) August 5, 2019
Ladies, if he:
– smells like hot garbage
– is usually solitary outside the breeding season
– roots for food with his snout or tusk
– was brought to your region during the Age of Exploration colonialism, mercantilism, and smallpox.
He's not your man.
He's 30-50 feral hogs.
— Holly "Sociable Weaver" Balcom (@balcom_holly) August 5, 2019
Me and my 30-50 feral hogs pulling up to Area 51 like pic.twitter.com/BqgzPT5yXa
— Alec Sears (@SearsAl) August 5, 2019
If this doesn’t make sense to you, see: The 31 best Area 51 memes, because we’re all going to see them aliens.
Hate when 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard as my kids play, forcing me to dual wield AR-15s as I mow them down https://t.co/NR1Pzi0TUx
— brain broken by epstein (@lib_crusher) August 5, 2019
My kids: *trying to play in the yard for 5 mins*
30-50 feral hogs: pic.twitter.com/B2sUEyRZq4
— Lil' Kim Jong-un (@James__Nesbitt) August 5, 2019
By the age of 35, you should have:
2: a yard
3: 30-50 feral hogs
4: 3-5 minutes to respond
— Erin, on the side of caution (@CalliopeAnim) August 5, 2019
thinking about the emotional toll of regularly using a machine gun to kill 30-50 feral hogs that illegally enter your property within 3-5 minutes of seeing your children pic.twitter.com/Y7fXIfQ083
— pierre menard (@PierreMenard) August 5, 2019
I am a:
? 30-50 feral hogs
? a yard with unsupervised small children to run in to within 3-5 minutes
— AshPop (@BarbiturateCat) August 5, 2019
stages of Feral Hog Twitter
1. confusion seeing everyone tweet “30 to 50 feral hogs”
2. find the tweet & assume it’s satire
3. read the tweet again & realize it’s for real
4. like and RT only feral hog tweets for 12 hrs straight
5. become 30 to 50 feral hogs
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) August 6, 2019
well the hogs keep coming and they don't stop coming, in my back yard and my kids are running
— the england hater (@iggigg) August 5, 2019
— Shan (@Levymealone_) August 6, 2019
my kids, playing in the yard:
30 to 50 feral hogs: pic.twitter.com/B7xdrrUmfo
— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) August 6, 2019
Glad we could clear the mystery of the hog meme up.