The 44 depressingly true facts no one told you about uni life
*Starts crying again*
Remember the innocent days when you thought uni was going to be all fun and games? Remember when you thought you'd hand essays in on time, without having a breakdown three hours before the deadline because TurnItIn stopped working? Same.
Sadly, no one can do your degree for you or improve the standards of your daily life. But at least these 44 tweets will make you realise you're not the only one who needs six naps a day to stay alive at uni:
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Uni life is considering having dinner whilst your flatmate is eating breakfast
— em ☀️ (@emeaton14) October 17, 2017
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uni life is doing an hours work and rewarding urself with a 3 hour nap
— Lewis (@lewisrobins0n) October 17, 2017
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Uni life is having breakfast at 5pm😊😊
— lone wolf 🐺 (@_6FigNig) October 31, 2018
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Uni life is having a breakdown as you eat pasta bake straight from the tupperware
— becca (@_beccastonee) November 12, 2018
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uni life is having 2 naps a day and still constantly being tired
— jess (@JessBelll1) October 18, 2018
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Representation of my uni life at the moment… pic.twitter.com/wf2v9BXMUP
— N🇵🇸 (@nurasalous) November 6, 2018
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Uni life is being excited about trying a new brand of ramen tomorrow.
— Mark Harrison (@MarkSH98) November 13, 2018
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Just over heard my roommate asking her dad to deposit money for a coffee… this the broke level we on 😭 #unilife
— VivaLaRevolucion (@Goddess_Iran) November 8, 2018
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Uni life: haven’t slept in 3 days. At this point i can hear colours and see sounds #uni #unilife #nosleep
— lil.gaby (@Lil_Gaby99) November 13, 2018
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My uni life has peaked after getting these two carrots for 4p pic.twitter.com/lWExkqImOI
— Phil (@philkim_) November 5, 2018
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you know the struggle is real when you are missing classes to finish the work due in those same classes #UniLife #midterms #ohwell
— sharon 🧸ྀི 🍉 (@hyunzalezzz) November 5, 2018
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Uni life at its finest pic.twitter.com/KQkgQMHei3
— chlooo (@chloeedanielss1) November 10, 2018
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Uni life is so draining what the fuck I am tired literally 24 7
— Endri (@endri_atv) October 18, 2018
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Uni life is when u ask yourself questions like "How on earth did I do 8 am starts, 5 days a week, 49 weeks a year for 5 years in highschool"
— A (@AyoBeardy) March 9, 2017
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uni life is cramming 6 weeks of work into 3 nights for an exam worth 25% of my final grade
— liv (@livxyap) April 6, 2018
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uni life is a constant “I just need to get through this week” all year long 🙂
— Xin Wei (@xinnnwei) April 2, 2018
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Home life and Uni life is like leading two separate lives it's mad
— Dan Timmins (@Dan_Timmins) December 20, 2017
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Uni life is wanting a roast on a Sunday but you can't have a roast on a Sunday bc ur skint and the thought of even attempting to cook roast is truely terrifying
— Sasha Fierce (@charlieherrick_) December 10, 2017
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This uni life is actually no joke. Socialising is even seeming like a chore nowadays
— Lamide (@lamide_odanye) October 19, 2017
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