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Here at The Tab we firmly believe that beauty can flourish in the unlikeliest of places.
As a result, we have searched high and low to bring you the most beautiful humans that this university can offer.
This week, we paid a visit to the maths department, to bring you the fittest mathmos we could find.
Tim, Pembroke
Tim is a second year who enjoys red wine, a fireplace and an older woman.
His favourite part of maths is group theory.
Jake, Churchill
Jake is a fresher who enjoys playing guitar and taking long walks at sunset across Churchill field.
He loves mechanics, so ladies, this is the one to call if you need a bike/light fixing.
Tom, Fitz
Tom, a second year mathmo, is addicted to poker and enjoys wearing pink shorts and shouting.
Vlad, King’s
Vlad is interested in Number Theory and did Judo ‘for a long time’.”
So there you have it, Cambridge: some beautiful mathmos. But who is the fittest? You decide.
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Next week, we will be looking for fit engineers.
If you or somebody you love fits the criteria, don’t hesitate to get in touch via [email protected]
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