Give it up, no one’s going to Hive with you on a Monday
Take that out of date condom out of your wallet
It’s actually laugh, but don’t expect to be paid well.
Why go to the library when you can go to these places instead?
Just don’t be the one who leaves passive aggressive post-it notes
It’s not exactly like The Parent Trap
We do have great beer and chocolate after all
For those in need of escapism
We’ve all fallen victim to it
The things on this list will make even Saint Valentine redefine ‘love’
Because what else would you be doing on a Thursday night in Edinburgh?
Don’t be a cotton-headed ninny muggins
It doesn’t involve going to the Christmas market