Inspiration for this weekend

Don’t write ‘sit on my face’ in lieu of a tip

‘They’re too ballsy’

Pregaming with Brown will make your night instantly weird

Hoo Crew no longer in control of ticket distribution

At least my life is more together than Transloc

…or maybe you will

Besides reading The Tab, of course

Are you ever too old to try and steal baked goods from Little Johns?

Don’t throw things at me

We have grounds, a quidditch team, and now a Chamber of Secrets

’90 percent of the time, if any of my residents come home crying, it’s about a boy’

It can’t always be pumpkins and puppies

This isn’t your father’s space race

‘You can pick another major besides pre-Comm’

In our lives for a short time, but in our hearts forever

And it’s his birthday