Clubbers of the Week: Stairway to heaven in Week Seven
Mid-terms and Halloween – two more reasons to go out!
Jamie CalderDespite the all-nighters in the library rushing through midterm assignments, and the terrifying prospect of spending two hours queuing in Cowgate covered in facepaint and cat-ears on Halloween weekend, we made it through. From Barbie to bin-men, we’ve truly seen it all this week.
Stunner of the week
Winner
ATE.
Runners Up
Five VKs down and still slaying
Even with completely different themes they still ate
Slaying and she knows it
I need to know who their dentist is!
The most wholesome friendgroup
Creeper of the Week
Winner
Probably needed in Hive
Runners Up
I am genuinely afraid
How I look ordering a kebab after a long night out
LEAVE THEM ALONE
Smile!
“Yeah that’s mint, lets do that”
“So I heard you’re single now”
Lads on tour (+1)
Hero of the week
Winner
Not the hero we expected, but the hero we needed
Runners up
Found Wally guys x
Put that tongue away.
When your friend offers to buy you a shot
Just spotted the student discounts
Heroine of the Week
Winner
Really showing all your friends up (as you should)
Runners up
Straight out of a Shakespeare play
The Wendy Williams pout – obsessed
Rock On
Close to being in creeper of the week with those eyes
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
Get you someone who looks at you like this
Runners up
What happened here?
I’ve seen too many close-ups writing this
No caption needed
Absolutely not
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
Winner
They definitely have a burn book
Runners up
Loving the guy on the left’s smile!
She’s not impressed
Jekyll and Hyde
One and a half smiles out of five
Best of the Rest
Babes you’re at Rascals not Calton Hill x
Tea has been spilt
No crumbs
Photographer Credits:
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Thomas Image Photography: The Hive Nightclub
Neil Stewart: Rascals
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