Clubbers of the Week: Staying alive in Week Five
Not letting midterms get us down
Millicent AngelThis week it seems that the winter sniffles has been doing the rounds, and if Fresher’s Flu didn’t take you out for at least four business days, this one most certainly will. Either these clubbers’ immune systems are stronger than the rest of ours, or they simply prioritise the party over recovering. Check out these brave clubbers fighting the flu one venom at a time below…
Stunner of the Week
Winner
Well you know that they say… pink makes the boys wink 😉
Runners Up
The girls are channeling the bright red lips of Red TV this autumn is seems
The definition of “blondes have more fun”
Shining brighter than the sparklers
Rock On!
I ain’t ever seen this many pretty best friends
Creeper of the Week
Winner
The further back you go, the more creepers there are
Runners Up
Too desperate to be one of the girls
I’m unsure where the posers stop and the creepers end…
Creeping? Or just smelling her head?
Girly on the right is not impressed by this creeper
Wanker of the Week
Winner
I can smell the Lynx through the screen
Runners Up
I bet you £20 his instagram feed is just selfies with this exact same pose
Pro tip: the best way to annoy clubbers wearing tweed suits is to not stop asking them if they’re farmers
I don’t think these girls heard the photographer say to “smile on three”
One of the boys
Hero of the Week
Winner
Point at your favourite Tab reader!
Runners Up
Getting Down & Dirty
I’m going to tell my children that this was Captain Hook and his parrot
Legend has it that the Big Cheese staff are still trying to work out what the dress code was to this day…
He’s got too many girls to count
Heroine of the Week
Winner
I just know she’s the main character
Runners Up
#selfie
Tongues out…
… and guns out
The girls are GLOWING
Too goofy, you just can’t take her anywhere
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
A modern interpretation of The Scream, 1893
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
MFW I check my bank account and realise I spent £30 on venoms
Runners Up
When the alcohol wears off and you realise you’re in a sweaty room dancing to Dance Monkey
Bumping into your 8ft ex in the club
When you turn around and realise the girl you bought three shots for has run off
Best of the Rest
Dream duo
Sharing the love <3
Everyone’s year eight selfies…
Damon and Elena, season four, episode four of the Vampire Diaries
WhyNot X Jazz Club
Photographer Credits:
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: WhyNot Nightclub
Meher Vapari: Big Cheese
Neil Stewart: Rascals
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