Clubbers of the Week: in Week Four and I still can’t stay off of the dance floor
Mid terms can wait
Welcome to Week 4, undoubtedly the wettest week we’ve had so far this year. But the risks of flash floods and overflowing rivers haven’t stopped these edi clubbers from partying (even if the risk of falling in a muddy puddle has stopped them from going to their 9am the next day). Come and check out the brave souls braving the wind and rain in the name of a good time!
Stunner of the Week
Winner
Not a single one of them are slipping in this photo
Runners-up
Looking pretty in pastels <3
The most stunning smile
Cutest trio
This looks like a CV headshot photo
Oooooh, are either of these girls single???
Its giving golden retriever and black cat energy
Looking gorgeous, girls
Save some for the rest of us!
Never seen so many pretty girls in the same photo
The sash is not a want but a NEED
Creeper of the Week
Winner
Most Read
I just know she’s never been caught unaware in a photo before
Runners-up
Caught in the light
Cheeky kiss xoxo
Ruined a perfectly good photo
Wanker of the Week
Winner
No explanation needed
Runners-up
I crossed my legs as soon as I saw the pose in this photo
Poor boys look like they’re being held at gunpoint
I bet a tenner he vommed as soon as as this photo was taken
Vaping is the biggest sign of a wanker I’ve ever seen
Biggest wanker in this photo is Drake (of course)
Hero of the Week
Winner
#selfie
Runners-up
Definition of golden retriever energy
Ultimate rizz
Not all that glitters is gold
Heroine of the Week
Winner
The feathers are insane
Runners-up
So true bestie
Main character energy
Its her world we’re just all living in it
Cheering on your single friend in the club
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
I’ve never seen this man pull a normal face in a photo
Runners-up
When real women are too hard to get your hands on
Escape to Madagascar 3
Bro.
If there was a liar of the week section, this would be the winner
I’d love to see how long Drake would last in Hive
Abby Lee Miller, Season 4, Episode 7 of Dance Moms
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
Drake and all his hoes
Runners-up
Its giving that one scene from “We’re the Millers”
Very trippy
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
Waiting 2 hours in the queue for Subway just to realise he’s in bed
Runners-up
When you see your bestie getting with someone so bad that you just HAVE to intervene
“Yeah, so I vote Tory because I’m fiscally conservative, but I promise I’m socially liberal…”
When the alcohol wears off
“If lecturers want to get paid more, they should just find a different job”
Seeing your bestie leave the club with the person they promised you they blocked
Best of the Rest
Surprised that those Freshers friendship groups have lasted into 4th week
They look like they’d bully me, but I’d kinda be into it
The girl on the left’s tattoos >>>>
Was the theme Pirates of the Caribbean X Hugh Hefner orrrrrrr
Slay girls
A banana a day keeps the creeps away…
Love in the club <3
No Fs given
How I feel after I’ve finally finished finding all these club photos and captioning them
Photographer Credits:
Thomas Miller: Hive
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: WhyNot Nightclub
Moh Mandhyan: Big Cheese
Neil Stewart: Rascals
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