In his first columnn, TIM SQUIRRELL regales us with his thoughts on motivation, identity and keen freshers.
New columnist ALEX BOWER finds living in Moscow is all riding fire extinguishers like a Nimbus 2000 and no smiles.
Planning on watching tomorrows Rugby World Cup game? MICHAEL ALHADEFF recommends a heavy dose of booze, baked beans and pro plus.
With most of Cambridge drowning in a mire of exams, revision and sheer panic, BEN DALTON sees if pulling an all-nighter is really worth it.
All you’ve got left is shit chat, but it’s not hard to get tongues wagging with a bit of crap and a pug. ELLIE PITHERS scrapes the barrel of conversation fodder.
The Tab’s new sex columnist, Miss B, shares her secrets to exam term sex.