King’s College aren’t giving peace a chance and have scrapped Amnesty’s termly cage protest for a “sponsored rowing event.”
Theatre’s back, and so is THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG. He spent the vacation revising biting and snarling – reader caution advised.
Cambridge offers no consolation for my ‘extremely disappointing’ gap year weight gain. Quite the opposite.
Face it, you’re rubbish: tried, tested and catastrophically failed attempts at self-improvement.