Girls are sharing what they did to their old Barbies and I won’t be sleeping tonight

With the hacked-off hair, constantly in the splits and covered in scribbles, Kate McKinnon as “Weird Barbie” perfectly captured some of the absolute ABUSE we put our poor Barbies through as kids in the Barbie Movie.

With the realisation that what we do to our Barbies in the real world actually affects how the Barbies look in Barbie Land, girls on TikTok are sharing how they mutilated their old Barbies and honestly, they’re so cursed. I’m seriously going to need a Barbie sequel just to see some of these absolute creatures crawling about next to Margot Robbie.

The Lorax Barbie

@shrexy_ogre

#lorax #cursed #cursedmeme #loraxtiktok

♬ Barbie Girl – Lady Aqua

I genuinely have so many questions here. Mainly just why? Secondly, how long did this take? Why the paper maché? And just why again?

Barbie X Jurassic Park?

@kenlee.w4

i did this in the 8th grade and now after ive watched the Barbie movie i am feeling remorseful😔 #barbie #barbiemovie #whatwasimadefor

♬ what was I made for? – Instrumental – Wheeler

The fact that this one is soundtracked to the most gut-wrenching audio I’ve ever heard makes it ten times funnier.

The stuff of nightmares

https://www.tiktok.com/@21vlsgu/video/7261100830252731654?_r=1&_t=8eVKwMaqPDs

Genuinely imagine seeing this creep toward you in Barbie Land. I’ve actually had Kenough.

‘Hi Eminem!’

@ahcheflr6i1

#barbie #eminem #barbieland

♬ original sound – Billie Eilish Home

Just in case the star-studded cast of Barbie wasn’t enough here we’ve got an Eminem Barbie. The real slim Barbie.

Monster Kenergy

@._.l1amm

Missing a hand too 💔#barbie #barbiemovie

♬ What Was I Made For? – Billie Eilish

This’s Barbie’s fuelled up on Monster and feeling the kenergy big time.

Red Bull Barbie

https://www.tiktok.com/@gayballz.com/video/7261807184126856494?_r=1&_t=8eVLOdLLB6u

Sticking on the theme of energy drinks, I’m really not sure why this is a thing. I genuinely have no words. This poor Barbie.

Yummy Barbie

@alexadaddio

Barbie land is going crazy #fyp #barbie #barbieland

♬ original sound – Billie Eilish Home

Now I’m thinking of all the poor Barbies I’ve seen wedged into a cake and dripped on by candle wax.

Who did this to her?

@amiiine2803

Poor #barbie #fyp

♬ original sound – Billie Eilish Home

This Barbie defies science but at least her hair’s done.

Unicorn Barbie?

https://www.tiktok.com/@supersilly.com/video/7261798313853226286?_r=1&_t=8eVLmlN2ngn

“Take my hand”, which one? It’s the dried glue dripping off her face for me.

Bird Barbie

@sinmineral

i love beer can fairy #fairy #barbie #barbieland #weirdbarbie

♬ original sound – Billie Eilish Home

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Screaming at the bird feathers. Has Mattel thought about brining out a line of Barbie birds? Because judging on this I think they’d do so well.

Barbie: American Horror Story

https://www.tiktok.com/@nezumi096/video/7260521485364694278?_r=1&_t=8eVM1na1e0f

Now these Barbies are truly the ones of nightmares. The spikes? The blood? Absolutely terrifying.

At least she’s original?

@ihavenochicks2

I made her like 3 years ago finnaly time for barbie land to see her.🙏#barbie

♬ original sound – Billie Eilish Home

Enjoying the tiny babies just as a cute background. I’m imagining “Hi Barbie!” *growling noises. So cursed.

Modern Art

@breanna.jean

The real victims were my parents who had to display this in their hallway till i moved out… #weirdbarbie #barbie

♬ original sound – Billie Eilish Home

It’s modern art, nothing else to it. But what did these poor Barbies do to deserve this I need to know? “What was I made for?” indeed.

Not the tail

@discarded_orphan

nah dawg #fyp #girlhood #barbie

♬ original sound – Billie Eilish Home

The tail is seriously disturbing. And the borrowed legs? Horror!

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