What girls with big boobs want boys to know during sex

Having big boobs is a blessing and a curse. Like all boobs, they look awesome, make you feel sexy and can be fun to play with. But they can also end up getting in the way, making certain sex positions near impossible due to the pain and often receive unwanted comments and attention from cringe boys.

The rules of how to handle big boobs in bed are different to those of small boobs. Listen up boys:

Just because they’re big, it doesn’t mean you can honk them or make noises

Because nothing turns a girl on more than a guy playing with her tits like they’re car horns. See ya!

Don’t make embarrassing comments, like comparing them to balloons or melons

Please try and use half your brain when complimenting boobs. I’m already aware they’re big, so try telling me something that will actually make me feel good about them like they’re nice or that you find them attractive. Don't say "are they real???" or "nice melons" – you’re not some 42-year-old dad.

Doing doggy really, really hurts

Doing doggy can be really painful. Having extremely large, heavy boobs jiggled about while they point downwards is one of the most painful and uncomfortable things ever. Imagine if you had enormous earlobes, and someone was repetitively pounding the back of your head? That's what it's like.

And going on top makes them swing about – also painful

We're not being lazy and trying to get out of doing some of the manual labour by refusing to go on top – it just really hurts. Similar to doggy, except this time your tits are swinging about side to side which may look great from where you're sitting, but isn't enjoyable for us. If we're on top, let us ride you slow rather than quickly bouncing up and down.

Holding them during doggy is hot

You can hold them (Love Actually style) during doggy which is actually extra sexy – obviously ask first. Otherwise I’m going to have to lie on a pillow. Also, don’t push it if I say no.

Boob sweat

If we're having good sex it's gonna happen. There will be wiping.

Don't get annoyed if we keep our bra on

Don’t be offended or weirded out if I want to keep my bra or top on. It doesn’t necessarily always mean that I’m self-conscious either. I wouldn’t go to the gym without a bra on and I certainly won’t be letting you bounce my titties around without one because that HURTS.

Play with them like you would with smaller boobs

Grabbing at them doesn’t feel great, play with them gently, just like you would with a smaller pair.

Don't be scared of them

Don’t be afraid of them! Yeah I know they’re big but they’re still a sensitive part of my body.

Never say "your boobs are out" when we're wearing a top which shows off our cleavage

PSA telling me that my boobs are "out" is enraging. If you can see my cleavage, it’s probably because I decided to have it out. Also, ask yourself if this exact same top/dress/bra/bikini was being worn by someone with a smaller chest, would you still comment? If the answer is no, which I guarantee it is, then shut the fuck up.

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