Ranking the Love Is Blind season nine weddings from low-key weird to absolute car crash
People think the whole show has 'become a total dumpster fire'
The finale of season nine of Love Is Blind dropped on October 22, 2025, and this season made history.
That fact alone makes this season a standout (for all the wrong reasons).
Amongst a heck of a lot of heartbreak, three couples reached the final wedding stage, Kalybriah Haskin and Edmond Harvey, Ali Lima and Anton Yarosh, and Megan Walerius and Jordan Keltner.
They all (kinda) made it to the altar; some more messily than others. So, let’s see how they rank from ‘relatively normal’ to ‘takes the crown for total catastrophe’.
Warning: Spoilers ahead…
3. Megan Walerius and Jordan Keltner
Megan and Jordan had a lot of promise.
They connected over shared issues like Jordan’s son, Luca, and Megan’s late father having Type 1 diabetes, but underlying differences were glaring.
One Reddit user wrote: “They are living in such different universes, it’s kind of baffling how they barely acknowledge it.”
Sparkle Megan ultimately decided that Jordan’s lifestyle, single dad, structured routine, clashed with her luxury-entrepreneur ambitions.
According to peoples’ tweets, the breakup felt quiet compared to the other altar bombshells, but that doesn’t mean it was clean.
Their relationship dissolved before the aisle, which makes this the least messy of the trio.
The disappointment was real, but there was no dramatic dress and no tears at the altar here.
2. Ali Lima and Anton Yarosh
Ali and Anton made it to the altar, which is more than can be said for Megan and Jordan.
But the moment turned heartbreak-fest. Anton said: “I do,” Ali paused, and then dropped: “I can’t be your wife. The person I fell in love with in the pods isn’t the person I’ve gotten to experience in real life.”
The pause before Ali said no really said it all. One twitter user said it was “the soundtrack to my nightmares.”
The reasons? Drinking habits, different lifestyles, and trust issues. The public rejection is brutal, but these two had fewer side tangents than the next couple.
The general consensus on social media was that there was “something off” about Ali and Anton’s connection right from the start.
1. Kalybriah Haskin and Edmond Harvey
If we’re handing out a ‘most disastrous wedding’ trophy, Kalybriah and Edmond take it.
They walked down the aisle, exchanged vows, Edmond confidently said “I do,” and then Kalybriah didn’t even say yes. She looked away, cried, hugged Edmond and said he deserved someone “100 per cent at the altar.”
It was a blow so personal it became instant meme material.
The two top the chart for the fact that despite their differences, they had a full ceremony, full emotional breakdown, and the full public unravel to follow. That’s chaos.
None of the participants ended up with a lasting marriage. That’s tragic. But, what’s even worse, and what makes KB and Edmond rank number one is how everyone noticed his biggest support on the big day came from his former teacher. People are literally sobbing on X.
One person tweeted about the fact Edmond’s school teacher was a support for him at the wedding: “…did NOT expect to cry at anything surrounding Edmond, but this scene with his teacher. My goodness, she said she’ll always be his constant?! he made her the teacher she is?! She used to get him food because he didn’t have any at home?! She told him to call her mom?!”
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