Rupert Mercer
St John's, Classics Rupert Mercer has spent the past two years delighting Cambridge with contrived word-play and displaying slightly too much chest hair, two facets he is looking forward to bringing to his sport coverage. Cambridge's top man in skeleton bobsleigh and the 50km race walk, this year he is hoping to diversify into lesser known sports, perhaps topiary or cheese-piling. He is also widely credited with the invention of the angle-poise lamp.

What’s Sex Got to Do With It?

RUPERT MERCER argues that Mary Beard’s response was off the mark.

Football Blues Seal Promotion

FOOTBALL: The Blues finally seal BUCS promotion after two second place finishes. RUPERT MERCER reports.

Interview – Rob Malaney

RUGBY: RUPERT MERCER meets the new Blues captain, Rob Malaney. And develops a bit of a crush.

Blues vs University of Coventry

FOOTBALL: Danny Kerrigan nets a hat-trick as the Blues start the term in style

What’s Holding Back Women’s Football?

In anticipation of a new season, RUPERT MERCER looks back on why women’s football in Cambridge just can’t get the traction it deserves.

Blues Outmuscled In Varsity Match

RUGBY: RUPERT MERCER reports from the 130th Varsity Match, which ends in disappointment for outclassed Light Blues.

Oxford Win U21s Varsity

The U21s get the day off to a bad start with a toothless 19-11 loss to Oxford.

Varsity Hooker Withdrawn As Twickenham Looms

A last-minute change in the front row has shaken the Blues before their Varsity showdown.

Varsity Squads Announced

Oxford select an imposing pack, while Cambridge find room for their crocked captain.

Blues vs Steele-Bodgers

Blues warm up for Varsity with a hard-fought victory at Grange Road

Good Sport: Suzie Stott

Rugby Review: CCK.O.’d by John’s

RUGBY: John’s roll on as Jesus scrape through – all this week’s rugby action from RUPERT MERCER.

St. John’s vs Queens’

FOOTBALL: RUPERT MERCER sees cuppers champions Queens’ lose in the first round after a toothless display against John’s.

Jesus vs John’s

RUGBY: RUPERT MERCER gives you the full match report on John’s smashing of Jesus.

Jesus v John’s LIVE

John’s have come out on top once again, beating Jesus by 19 points. Full match report to follow tonight.

John’s vs Jesus: The Captains

RUGBY: Before Tuesday’s showdown RUPERT MERCER caught up with NIck Roope and George Hunter

PWC Division 1 Round Up- Week 2

FOOTBALL: Homerton go top as Trinity drop late points

Good Sport: Sam Hunt

PWC Division 1 – Week 1 Round-up

FOOTBALL: Trinity make a come-back as Downing slip up during the first weekend of the football league.

Hawks’ and Ospreys’ Charity Ball

ROSIE ROBSON and RUPERT MERCER leave the Hawks’ and Ospreys’ Charity Ball unimpressed.

Could This Be The Football Blues’ Year?

FOOTBALL: RUPERT MERCER finds out what this season holds for the Blues, from football captain Paul Hartley.

Hockey Boys Face Up Hill Battle

HOCKEY: The Light Blues face an uphill battle to reclaim the Varsity crown after a shaky start to the season.

Trinity And Downing Eye The Top Spot

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: League fixtures return this weekend. Find out who the Tab fancies with RUPERT MERCER.

Queens’ Thrash Magdalene to Stay Up

Queens’ dominated Magdalene, sending them down into the second division, ahead of the start of the new season.

Rugby Relegation Decider Looms

A called off match last term means Queens’ & Magdalene will tomorrow battle it out against each other to avoid relegation.

Blues 18-21 Northampton Saints

RUPERT MERCER watches the Rugby Blues lose when victory seemed certain, in their first match of full term.