Here’s where every Gilmore Girls character would end up on a night out in Bristol

It’s a crisp evening in Stars Hollow, and the characters of Gilmore Girls are looking for a night out in the greatest city, Bristol. Now, if you align yourself with these characters, like any sane person would do, take this as a guide to unlocking your true clubbing personality, autumn style. Perhaps even finding the club (or lack of) that ushers in your Rory Gilmore winter arc, suddenly it’s books over bottomless brunch.

Rory – La Rocca

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You just know Yale Rory would be at La Rocca every weekend, living out Logan’s Bristol-era fever dream. The disco lights and VKs may lead to the end of the night for some, but not for the Life and Death Brigade, who would surely end up pulling some heist on the Clifton Suspension Bridge: In omnia paratus!

Lorelai – White Bear

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Lorelai swore she was just popping into The White Bear for a casual pub night (it’s not even a club, after all). But the tequila shots got to her, and now she’s dancing around St Mike’s calling for Christopher (arguably her biggest relationship mistake). Classic Lorelai: Chaotic, charming, and absolutely refusing to call it a night.

Luke – Brass Pig

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Luke would think it would be for him based on the name alone (rustic vibe, maybe good pints), BIG mistake. He’d get hit on by freshers multiple times who think his flannel’s ironic. He’d find himself a loner in the smoking area, refusing to breathe in any fumes, yearning for an escape.

Emily – Daisy’s

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She’s a sucker for a wine-drunk trip to Daisy’s at 9pm, clutching her rosé and insisting it’ll be “civilised this time.” 10 minutes later, she’s dramatically declaring the playlist “a bit too modern” for her refined taste. She and the DAR are that old group that are randomly in the club till close… every single weekend. Pearls on, heels off and zero shame.

Dean

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Let’s be honest, Dean would hate Bristol. Are there any clubs where his Donna Reed-loving self could find his trad-wife soulmate? He’d call it a night by 11.30pm because “he has work in the morning,” and no one would miss him.

Jess – Thekla (specifically Thursdays)

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Secretly emo Jess would definitely end up at Thekla Thursdays, pretending he’s only there ironically while secretly living for the skull-shattering indie tunes blasting from the boat. He’d lean on the railing with a pint, judging everyone’s music taste, but still secretly request Arctic Monkeys by the end of the night.

Paris – Document

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Who doesn’t love Document? Paris (like all of us) needs to let loose sometimes, ever remember the Spring Break episode? She craves that again, finding herself enticed by the Octopus décor. She’ll either be dragged out by security or end up leaving at 10pm; there is no in-between with Paris.

Lane – Basement 45

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Lane would love Basement 45, especially with the influx of student DJs. She likes the underground scene, somewhere she won’t be caught. However, you are probably more likely to catch her and Hep Alien at Rough Trade, desperate to tour again.

Kirk – OMG

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I feel like it is no surprise that our beloved Kirk would desire anything other than OMG. He’s just really into those caged-up vibes, everyone would catch him on the pole, and he would not leave until close. He would be involved in the competitions every single Thursday and would live on a first-name basis with the entire staff.

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