Dean reveals real reason he sang at MAFS UK wedding, and posts FULL cringe four-minute song

Dean has had everyone cringing the whole way through MAFS UK by breaking out into songs and raps at the most awkward times, and he’s shared the full four-minute version of his painful wedding track on TikTok.

The loveable groom gave his bride Sarah the ick in approximately 0.1 seconds on their wedding day when he started rapping at the altar, then he sang again a few hours later at the wedding breakfast.

Speaking on TikTok, Dean has explained that he sang the song on MAFS because he wants his relationship to be like his parents, who have been married for many years. I guess they must sing to each other, too?

“I was hoping what my wedding, my wife would be like. My future with that person would be like. Cause it’s what I’ve seen. My mum and dad, my nan and grandad. And that’s what I wanted. And hopefully on this journey that’s what I’ll get,” he said. 

Credit: Channel 4

Dean then shared the full song, showing how it should have sounded with the guitar. Apparently he was supposed to have a guitar on the wedding day, but it didn’t happen. 

He breaks into song in the video, singing about sitting in front of a fire with a hot cup of coffee and the love of his life.

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“We’ll build a life together, you and me. My love, my life. The one until. My home. Look who wants to go down from there. I will never be alone. You’re my home, my love, my life, the world. And you’re my home,” some of the lyrics say.

At one point, he starts dramatically acting out the song, putting his hand on his heart and pointing at the camera. Working as a Redcoat at Butlins and cruise ship host clearly rubbed off on him.

Here’s the full song, if you want to watch:

@varydean

The reason I sang the song on my wedding day, and the actual full song! #mafs #mafsuk #dean #song

♬ original sound – Dean Vary | MAFSUK 2025

It’s pretty cringe, but he obviously has the best intentions. His sweet nature has won everyone over, with one person commenting: “You’re such a beautiful human, don’t ever change.”

“Dean you are amazing, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise,” said another, while a third person added: “My favourite human.”

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Featured image by: @varydean/TikTok and Channel 4