The rogue jobs of The Traitors season three cast, based on their very extra LinkedIns

The Traitors season three cast is such an eclectic mix of people and I’m so here for it. A priest? A veteran? An opera singer? An actress-turned-fashion-designer-turned-period-property-renovator? It honestly sounds like the cast of an Agatha Christie novel. Some of The Traitors season three cast do have slightly more normal jobs, and they have LinkedIns to prove it. Here are all the LinkedIns of The Traitors season three cast, as evidence for what their jobs are when they’re not causing chaos in the castle.

Charlotte

She works for a creative agency but she’s not creative with her LinkedIn profile pic

Charlotte literally works in TV? When she’s not inexplicably pretending to be Welsh, Charlotte is the business director of Red Bee Creative. The company works on social media marketing campaigns for TV shows including Pam & Tommy and something called Harry Potter: Wizards of Baking. What a cool job.

Charlotte is officially an Exetaaaaah girly. She studied maths and Spanish. She used to work in the marketing department of ITV.

Francesca

Her LinkedIn page could benefit from a bit of interior designing

Francesca has had a thousand different careers and each one is cooler than the last. I swear she’s has more different jobs than the rest of The Traitors season three cast put together. Francesca founded a period property interior design agency called Rowan Plowden Design. This sounds like an unbelievably vibey career. She gets to spend all day making pretty Georgian mansions looking even prettier.

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Francesca also has a secret theatre kid past. She went to the very boujie private school Godolphin and Latymer then studied at LAMDA. She’s had previous business side quests *takes deep breath* organising afterparties at the Royal Albert Hall, designing red carpet dresses and acting in Shakespeare plays. Francesa also designs calming spaces called havens for the NHS in whatever spare time she has left.

Freddie

He’s got the politics student waffle sorted

Freddie is the baby of The Traitors season three cast. He’s legit only 20. Freddie is studying politics and international relations at the University of Nottingham. Like most UK students, he has a hundred different side hustles during the holidays so he can afford vanilla vodka during term time – he works in a Marks and Spencer in his hometown of Peterborough and spent last summer doing copywriting for extra cash. He was also did cash traffic management for events in Cambridgeshire – I don’t know what that means but it looks sophisticated on his LinkedIn.

When he was a teenager he ranked first in the UK for Sprint Hurdles in his age group, which is a niche but impressive flex.

Leon

Leon’s LinkedIn

He’s the manager of a Three. shop in Derby. Before this, Leon worked at a Carphone Warehouse store. Surely with so much experience in retail and customer service, he should have mastered the art of faking your feelings, so should thrive on The Traitors?

Nathan

He’s big on the personal branding

He’s clearly very proud of his time on The Traitors, because he’s set his BBC promo picture as his profile pic on LinkedIn. I’m not sure if this is the way to show your business clients that you’re a trustworthy person, but each to their own?

Nathan is such a LinkedIn hack. He has a whopping 5,500 followers on the platform. This is what business students dream of at night. Nathan runs a property consultancy firm. He also has several business side quests. He runs a gym (?) and founded a luxury dog grooming spa and boutique (???).

Yin

She’s such a LinkedIn hack

Yin is the communications researcher from the Uni of Oxford. The Traitors booted her off in the first episode out of fear that she would be good at telling who’s lying and who’s not. Yin talked non-stop about language and communication while she was on the show, and her LinkedIn is similarly wordy. Seriously, her bio is 384 words long. She describes herself as “a creator, communicator and connector” who is “betwixt academia and industry, fact and fiction, life and art”. Okay, then.

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Featured images of The Traitors cast via the BBC.