Glen Powell isn’t the Sexiest Man Alive for 2024, so these memes will get you through the pain

Breaking news: People magazine has named their Sexiest Man Alive for 2024 and it isn’t Glen Powell. John Krasinski took the title. This is deeply confusing – not because John Krasinski isn’t sexy, but because he hasn’t been relevant since 2008.

The internet is not impressed that the people’s princess Glen Powell hasn’t been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2024. So, here are the 25 best memes and reactions to get you through these trying times. Glen Powell’s face has surely been scientifically proven to solve 90 per cent of problems.

1. Only speaking the facts

you’re not gonna sit here and tell me that glen powell didn’t solidify his spot as the sexiest man alive after wearing a white t shirt and a cowboy hat in the pouring rain https://t.co/XriOyAw6xE pic.twitter.com/6JlAZmuy9q

— ★ cowboy nicole 𐚁 (@pttercrux) November 13, 2024

2. The conspiracy theories are in

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3. Not wrong

FIRST KAMALA, THEN ARIANA, THEN GLEN POWELL?? THIS IS THE SNUB MOMTH OF THE CENTURY pic.twitter.com/d4buN4V0AH

— ً (@coffinveil) November 13, 2024

4. Are we sure any women got to vote for this?

john krasinski sexiest man alive pic.twitter.com/Aa2KQ8GU6Q

— shelby (@ShelbyKidman) November 13, 2024

5. I am also experiencing the five stages of grief 

so apparently the “sexiest man alive” is not glen powell
pic.twitter.com/SPguxQM85t

— sylvia (@newromantics02) November 13, 2024

6. Pick the right mediocre white man, People!

The way I KNEW it was gonna be a mediocre white man but it could have at least been glen powell or Jonathan Bailey pic.twitter.com/LMEHaap4De

— claudia 💌 (@trashbutcutee) November 13, 2024

7. Couldn’t not include a Dwight gif (sorry)

Congrats John Krasinski for being Sexiest Man Alive lol pic.twitter.com/tSXs7GQNAV

— Missy (@NitwitMisfit) November 13, 2024

8. All very valid pieces of evidence

i’m not even a glen powell stan but let me just ask you who do you think had the sexier 2024? pic.twitter.com/Dk5WLQv5a7

— hunter 🇵🇸 인연 (@akermanfanclub) November 13, 2024

9. Amen to these options

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10. Only speaking the truth

glen powell you were ROBBED but don't worry you're still the sexiest man alive of the year To Me pic.twitter.com/WgHzEWSIh5

— ailís ⚭ (@thegallicshrugs) November 13, 2024

11. Michael Scott should get credit for this one

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12. I think the editorial meeting at People went like this

@connorhessee

BENNY BLANCO? ARE WE BEING FR😭😭😭😭😭

♬ original sound – Connor Hesse

13. That’s it, just live in denial

The answer to People’s Sexiest Man Alive is Glen Powell…and even if it’s not, it’s still Glen Powell. pic.twitter.com/YZqYVopjxA

— •b• ‎🌙🩵✨ (@_tinkerB) November 12, 2024

14. Hot take but sure

jim wasn’t even the sexiest man alive in that office https://t.co/yiCIZgq9qq pic.twitter.com/sOasJ7YrHH

— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) November 13, 2024

15. I would wear a t-shirt with this on

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16. All totally valid nominees

https://twitter.com/fluffykittensox/status/1856569457977536734

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17. Can someone write their diss on the social impact of Glen Powell in a cowboy hat, please?

John Krasinski won Sexiest Man Alive 2024 while Glen Powell is Alive and strutting in a white tee and cowboy hat making even Mother Nature herself 💦 pic.twitter.com/q0jJNrDin5

— Noni (@Rhodni1) November 13, 2024

18. This did not age well

I’m not staying up for the sexiest man, it’s just that it’s going to happen soon and if it’s John Krasinski and not Glen Powell I’m going to die laughing

— annie (@ohitsjustannie) November 13, 2024

19. Surely the children are wailing in the streets

it’s not glen powell https://t.co/mhLPhRb7k2 pic.twitter.com/bnzfAmvV5G

— bailey (@sweetjesters) November 13, 2024

20. If only

i’m sorry there’s a mistake! glen powell you won sexiest man alive! pic.twitter.com/8scx0cbjme

— zoe cannoli (@ZozoSparkles) November 13, 2024

21. I’m amazed this whole thing didn’t come up as a key issue in the US election, tbh

If Glen Powell isn’t 2024’s sexiest man alive, then I will lose all respect for the publication, and riot in the streets of North Carolina. pic.twitter.com/CClDEEqZWR

— DeQuat (@MDequat) November 13, 2024

22. That’s right, folks, stay positive

Oh yeah guys.. Glen Powell’s a littttttle too busy and A-list now for that goofy sexiest man alive title pic.twitter.com/Tuzu67H1y4

— Sophie Ross (@SophRossss) November 13, 2024

23. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

John Krasinski is People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2024. pic.twitter.com/He1GgiHvEk

— Acolt (@CarlosAcolt) November 13, 2024

24. Millions of people suffer every year

glen powell should’ve been the sexiest man alive just from this video alone pic.twitter.com/RV0uxX1uxl

— caro ⭐️ (@stylesgala) November 13, 2024

25. Just casually dropping this here x

I believe this 1000% because why else wouldn’t they choose Glen Powell? https://t.co/JfQtHsu0Nv

— nan (@scamdita) November 13, 2024

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