Fever, TP or Vaults? What your favourite Exeter night out says about you

From Timepiece to Fever, your favourite Exeter night out reveals more than just your ability to make questionable decisions. With such a limited array of decent nights out in Exeter, where you choose to boogie really reveals how (badly) you’ve got your life together. Whether you’re a feral club rat or enjoy going out once in a blue moon – you’re favourite choice of an Exeter night out is vital to who you are. Prepare for judgement day, as this is quite harsh. Sorry not sorry.

1. TP Wednesday

Let’s start out with an obvious revelation: If you stumble into The Piece every Wednesday, your sports society is your life. Sure, you were probably robbed for your ticket on Overheard, but at least you made it to The Piece – because your week wouldn’t be complete without it. You live for the weird costumes, the messy night and rugby boys screaming at each other.

TP Wednesday is also an Exeter favourite. Whether it’s the new Mango Venoms pulling you in, or simply a rugby boy with a mullet, Wednesday TP is the highlight of your week and the building blocks behind Exeter nightlife.

2. Cavern Tuesday

Lets face it, you’re not like other girls. You ditch the usual spots, throw on your black winged eyeliner, and head out for a night of indie or house music. You’re probably counting down the days to that Oasis reunion, and your room is no doubt decorated with crystals and Arctic Monkeys posters. But honestly, I respect you for embracing the quirk and edge that Exeter so often lacks.

3. Logic Monday

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In simple terms, you’re either a fresh or a shark looking to go a bit feral. You can’t wait to get the party started and want to go out as soon as the week starts. You are clearly there for room 2 to belt out Love Story, Timber and Macarena – you wouldn’t have it any other way. You will probably come home soaked in either sweat or a VK but you love it. It starts off your week perfectly. Waking up hungover on a Tuesday morning? What more could you want?

4. Sketch Friday 

You have ended up going to The Vic for a couple of pints, but you have no willpower and can’t resist the temptation of pub to club that Castle Street has to offer. You will wake up on Saturday morning with a few regrets, like dipping into your overdraft for a Venom (or two). You’ll end the night with a Efes in hand and some damage to the bank after splashing the cash on club entry upstairs. But you’re ready to go all over again for your TP Saturday.

5. Fever Saturday 

First of all, what are you doing here? Was the offer of TP Saturday or the pub not enough? You clearly love to be surrounded by locals or 50-year-old men, but the promise of a marine doesn’t deter you. It seems your Logic Monday or Dirty Beats Thursday fix was not enough, so you’re back, but you might want to keep this one on the down low. Having a night in never hurt anyone…

6. Vaults 

How has your life come to this? Truthfully, if you are not coming here after a messy TP night out, then why are you here? Especially if it’s a sacred Sunday, where Vaults is the only place open. You might find the odd sing along and be offered a free drink but at the end of the day, this is the lowest you could go on the search for an Exeter night out. Is this your quarter life crisis? Maybe it’s time to hit the library.

7. Dirty Beats Thursday

You’re someone who loves DNB music but, truthfully, you’re too scared to go to any raves. You’re defo someone who walks around Fever with rave visors on and gun fingers to every. Single. Song. If you’re going to Dirty Beats Thursday, you’re either a fresher, a club rep, wanting some “Dirty Girls love Dirty Beats” merch (which, I lowkey want) or you slipped in there after a few too many drinks at Chev. Either way, you’re a little bit silly,

8. Lemmy Saturday

You’re definitely a serious silly fresher who loves a year six disco. You’re the type to still have your leavers hoodie at the back of your wardrobe as you embrace the cringe with both arms wide open. We have all spent at least one night out in Lemmy in our time, but multiple times, then I am starting to question you. I would keep this guilty pleasure to yourself…

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