A deep dive into what the Love Is Blind UK girlies would be like on a wild night out

Demi would be the best hype woman in the girls’ toilet


Love Is Blind UK has had all of us in a choke hold and I cannot stop thinking about all the contestants. After the juicy, reunion show, a lot of the girlies ended up single, so in have a feeling they are all in need of a girls night out.  Some girls were left at the alter, wondering what went wrong. Others took a leap of faith into marriage and it all collapsed within a year. Only very few are still happily in a love bubble with their partners. Despite their romantic circumstances, I think they could all do with a bit of girlie time.

I am a sucker for a girls night and I love how everyone fits into different roles on the night out. All these girls deserve a drink and a boogie but I can’t help wondering which roles they would fit into. Here are my theories of what all the Love Is Blind UK girls would be like on a night out would be like and my very scientific reasonings behind them.

Catherine

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I’m sorry but Catherine did not come across as a girls girl one bit in the series. She would deffo flirt with the guy you’ve had your eye on, across the dance floor or make a passive aggressive comment about your outfit. She would also start a massive drunkly argument that blows up the friendship group and make everyone pick sides (ew). Overall she is bad vibes and leaves everyone feeling a bit rubbish in the chippie at 2am.

Demi

Demi I believe would be, unlike Catherine, the best girlie to have with you on a night out. She seems like a very loyal friend who would have your back in any scenario. Whether that’s fighting off creeps, giving you a hug in the girls toilet or being a fab dance partner.I would love to goofily dance the night away with Demi. I feel like she would love doing shots and getting carried away, then debriefing the antics in the morning.

Maria

Maria would probably offer style tips or to do your makeup while all the girlies are getting ready, which is so cute. I feel like Maria would be so fun at the beginning of the night but it would hit 11pm and she would be trying to go home. She would be signalling to the girls that she would wanna go to Maccies, then get a taxi, way before the fun was finished. Shell talk the big talk about drinking all night, then be tucked up in bed by midnight.

Sabrina

Sabrina I feel would get too drunk and start ranting and then crying about her ex situationship. She would be asking all the girlies for advise about if she should text him again, then five minutes later preaching she doesn’t need a man. She would always be down for a girls night and doing shots, but that may end in an emotional mess. Bless her.

Nicole

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Nicole is so chill I feel like she would go with the flow on any plans for the girls night. She is so sweet she would probably be designated “mum” on the night out, looking after all the girls. Nicole would be fab at holding back your hair and giving you pep talks if you saw your ex on the dance floor. Although, she probably would instantly fall in love with the worst man in there, who has said all the right things (*cough* Sam *cough*). Overall she would be such a girls girl, but may be led astray by icky, pick me men.

Jasmine

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Jasmine I know would be the best hype woman if you weren’t feeling the night out. She make you so excited for the night ahead and probably would host pres. She also would buy one of those bottles with sparklers in for all the girlies. However, she might start ringing or texting her boyfriend, after a few drinks, because she misses him. Firecracker Jasmine may come out, as she would confront anyone that split their drink on you.

Natasha

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Out of all the Love Is Blind UK girls on a night out, Natasha would be the girl who can’t help but repeat “I love you girls so much” after too many drinks. She would say “I’m having a chill one tonight”, then three hours later would be blackout drunk falling over the curb. However, least she would provide some great antics to tease her with the next day, in the obligatory post-night out debrief.

Sharlotte

Charlotte would be the girl who “can’t wait for girls night”, but after two minutes in the club, she is off with a guy. You wouldn’t see her for the rest of the night, as she would be with this new love interest. This isn’t very girl code of her, but she can’t help being intoxicated by these very average men. Next time if you want some quality time with her maybe opt for brunch instead.

Elle

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Elle had very little screen time but, when she did, it was about her comforting the other girls. I feel like she would be fab at keeping everyones spirts up and listening to everyones dramas in the toilet. I also feel like she would be the designated photographer, getting all the cute pics that would, obviously, be plastered on everyones Instagram Stories the next morning.

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