Tell us your A-level Results Day plans and we’ll tell you how posh you really are
Let’s pop those bottles baby
Heart palpitations, sweaty palms, shaking hand logging into UCAS: A-level Results Day 2023 is officially here. And, whether you’re celebrating or drowning your sorrows, your plans for the most life-altering event in any 18-year-olds summer calendar says a lot about you.
Champagne on ice? Croissants in the Aga? Group chat with everyone else from your Surrey boarding school heading off to Exeter in September already set up? Take this quiz to find out if your A-level Results Day agenda makes you officially one of the poshest people alive:
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