Take this quiz and we’ll tell you which Barbie from the film matches your overall vibe
Peak if you get Midge
Greta Gerwig’s Barbie, easily the most hyped film of 2023, achieved the impossible – living up to expectations. The film is worthy of every bit of excitement and every crumb of acclaim its garnered. Whether that be down to the themes, the writing or the visuals, Barbie is just a joyous, funny and moving film across all fronts. Most of that is down to the excellence brought by the huge, star-studded ensemble cast. Most of the cast are playing Barbies, and now it’s time for you to find out which Barbie from the movie you are via this gorgeously made quiz. You’re welcome.
Which of the Barbie movie dolls are you really, then? Do you match the vibes of Margot Robbie’s stereotypical Barbie who finds herself in the grips of an existential crisis? Are you someone with the girlboss attributes to claim Issa Rae President Barbie energy? Are you one of the corporate slay Barbies like Lawyer, Doctor or Physicist? There are so many Barbies you might get lumped with, but if you end up getting the discontinued Midge you can’t blame me, just blame the quiz. Hey, sometimes the truth is a hard pill to swallow. We get the Barbie we need, not the Barbie we want. Take the quiz below to find out which Barbie from the Greta Gerwig movie scientifically and accurately matches your overall vibe. Now if you excuse me, I’m off to play with my collector’s edition Midge doll.
Barbie is showing in cinemas everywhere now.
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