Clubbers of the Week: Trying to Triumph in Week Twelve
Do you think getting concussion would get me an essay extension??
Well, we’ve finally gotten to the final week of the university year. With the last Big Cheese (absolutely devastated), no more 9ams at Kings (not so devastated), we’re bringing the final Clubbers of the Week.
From the staple photos of wankers with sparklers at WhyNot, to Tamagotchi x Taylor, here are the best photos from the week on Cowgate and beyond!
Stunners of the week
Winner
The hottest duo I’ve ever seen
Runners-up
The princess dress is EVERYTHING
Walking ads for Oh Polly
Cutest smile
This photo is so so effortless
The crop tops are a NEED
Proving that UO corsets are a staple for all stunners
Coolest girl in Edi
Creepers of the week
Winner
The lil monsters are giving a jump scare
Runners-up
Gives us a peace sign if you’re sick of creepers
NGL this creeper needs a spot in the stunner category
Hero of the week
Winner
The look of love
Runners-up
Most Read
Bringing dad core to Big Cheese
The Easter bunny spotted in Cheese
Lots of love
Saxophones are on the IN LIST for April
Praying to the Bouncer Gods to not get kicked out after wiping out on the Dance Floor
Heroine of the week
Winner
Bringing back the 2010s flower crowns in the best way possible
Runners-up
Asking for what the people want
Showing off the cheeky post-pleasance gains
Love girls who know how to bingo
WTF moment of the week
Winner
Not sure out to feel about this WEEKND cutout
Runners-up
Not sure what is going on here
The real WTF are the queues for Tamagotchi at 9:30pm
Bringing the Aussie outback to Scotland
People who eat food provided by a nightclub scare me
Scratch “you’ve got that James Dean daydream look in your eye”…
Album cover of the week
Winner
Looks like something out of Burning Man
Unhappy clubber of the week
Winner
When the DJ starts playing a John Mayer song at the Taylorgotchi night
Runners-up
When your friends tell you they saw you getting with the person you promised you were over
Checking your bank balance and realising you can’t afford another Venom
Best of the rest
Point to your fave club photographer
So much love for the Subway bartenders
Big Cheese meets 3023
Cheeky lil selfie
Best doughnut he’s ever tasted
How tf did this friendship group last first year??
Cheeky tongue out to the bouncer before they kick you out
Put your hands up if you’re having fun
A duo of cuties
Photographer Credits:
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: WhyNot Nightclub
Hamza Anwar: Big Cheese
Bourbon: Neil Stewart
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