People sharing their worst interview experiences will put you off applying for a job

Someone started a thread on Twitter asking people to share their most embarrassing and cringe-worthy interview experiences. The thread is very long, naturally, because interviews are a breeding ground for awkward moments and just about everyone has a story they’re desperate to get off their chest.

What’s the worst experience you’ve ever had in the recruitment process or whilst applying for a job?

— Lewis Ellis (@ImLewisEllis) June 5, 2020

The replies vary from classic fuck ups, like ripping the crotch of your trousers or walking into a glass door and breaking your nose, to completely inappropriate interview questions about whether they own a Rolex or not. It’s a wonderful idea and a cathartic scroll because no matter how shit your past interviews have been, at least the interviewer didn’t call your partner to double-check you weren’t lying about your “describe yourself in three words” answer. Here’s a rundown of the best of the bunch:

At least he was already at the hospital when it happened

https://twitter.com/thekingdommy/status/1270340828683272193?s=20

This one gets weird real quick

I ripped my over-tight interview trousers from crotch to belt as I sat down at the start of the session. Boss insisted I remove them while his sec sowed them up. Did the interview in shirt and pants but got the job

— Tim Holmes 🌏🇪🇺 🇺🇦🌱 (@HolmesTW) June 9, 2020

No Rolex, no job

Devil Wears Prada-esque scenario at a very prominent publishing house. Turns out it was a group interview ft psychometrics test followed by a 2 min individual "interview" w/publisher who asked why I wasn't wearing a Rolex.

— Yessi Bello-Perez ✨ (@yessibelloperez) June 9, 2020

Clumsy people still need jobs !!!

Getting a 2nd interview for a recruitment company and knocking a jug of water over the people interviewing me.
I didn't get the job

— Martin Jacobs (@Tinny5000) June 6, 2020

From the POV of the interviewer, this one sucks

I used to interview people for a well known sit down restaurant chain and a guy once turned up in a tracksuit sat there with his hands in his pants and told me his greatest achievement in life was appearing on the Jeremy Kyle show.

— Michelle (@mksmjp) June 5, 2020

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A biiiiiig NO

I got asked if I had a boyfriend, when I said yes he then asked when I planned on having children…😬

— Heather (@MissHeatherWild) June 5, 2020

This is like some interview inception shit

I had a recruiter call me 5 minutes after I placed a role with her to pitch the role to me. She said I had ‘very relevant experience’.

— Steve P (@sjpinches) June 9, 2020

This just seems cruel

Went through 5 stages of loooong interviews with various managers and was told I’d done well in each interview. The 6th round was a bizarre personality test where you had to select random words and they rejected me because the test somehow revealed I had a “fear of rejection” pic.twitter.com/kvjVOhLFm5

— Izzy Evans (@izzyroseevans) June 9, 2020

Interesting…

“Are you flexible?” Me: “Not as much as I used to be, but I can still touch my toes” *Silence* “We’ll be in touch”

— Josh. (@JoshuaJPE) June 9, 2020

NOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/abigailemann/status/1270411243128578048?s=20

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