All the best reactions to Dominic Cummings’s car crash interview

Oh Dom. Honey. What happened? C’mere come sit down we can talk. There, there. I’m sure you’ve had a long weekend, what with the meanies at The Guardian and The Mirror joining hands and blowing the lid off your little trip to Durham. I’m sure you need a nap. After all, it looked like Boris had just woken you up from one to prod you into the garden for a chat with some very horrible journalists yesterday, especially that one (you know who I’m talking about). And now your Twitter is filled with Dominic Cummings memes and reactions from all the peasantry? The audacity. Shush now, little Dommy, it’s okay. By tomorrow it’ll all have blown over and no one will be making fun of your eyesight, I promise.

In all seriousness Dominic Cummings’s performance in that press conference yesterday was a car crash of nightmarish proportions. Like, one day there will be History GCSE questions about it. Thankfully, the memes are so, so good. So for two minutes please park your thoughts about how Dom’s northern jaunt might have been the death blow for social distancing in the UK and just enjoy the reactions to it:

All the best memes and reactions to Dominic Cummings’s press conference yesterday

1. No really mate you did a great job

https://twitter.com/JoshBerryComedy/status/1264958776630706178?s=20

2. Can’t wait for part 2

3. Facts

https://twitter.com/twcuddleston/status/1265004865945772032?s=20

4. QUICK

https://twitter.com/loveofhuns/status/1264943329655107586?s=20

5. Killer her husband, whacked him

6. Can’t believe that didn’t make the album

https://twitter.com/seanbgoneill/status/1265030256009842692?s=20

7. At least he didn’t steal the car

https://twitter.com/TG1876/status/1264977635433644035?s=20

8. Technically

9. Makes sense

I'm driving to Barnard Castle to test my eyesight pic.twitter.com/9Ojggds8wv

— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) May 25, 2020

10. You’d run away, wouldn’t you

pic.twitter.com/jCGsVIaETf

— Imagine This Was Your Dad (@Imagineyourdad) May 25, 2020

11. I love this woman

mood pic.twitter.com/1sFZPEQuNI

— James (@jamesbrinn_) May 25, 2020

12. Times two

https://twitter.com/ShirleyPussy/status/1264948983681736704?s=20

13. And another one, why not?

my plans 2020 pic.twitter.com/SE0MwRsvKG

— Louis Staples (@LouisStaples) May 25, 2020

14. Very good football crossover

The most uncomfortable I’ve seen an Englishman in a press conference since a 7-0 defeat in Barcelona

— Gary Neville (@GNev2) May 25, 2020

15. See? It’s in the rules

https://twitter.com/BrevenStyden/status/1264956113260249094?s=20

16. It’s uncanny

‘Buy a raffle ticket or fuck off’ pic.twitter.com/zdgDubtaj0

— Simon Ward (@simonjward) May 25, 2020

17. Excellent

https://twitter.com/idilsukan/status/1264963194357010432?s=20

18. He’s so edgy hehe

Dominic Cummings dresses like a combination of every character from the 1st season of Skins x pic.twitter.com/GUYN4smf5Z

— ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ (@PaulDock93) May 25, 2020

19. Can’t wait to go

https://twitter.com/JoeDBanfield/status/1264967654751830016?s=20

20. How dare you insinuate he’s not being honest

https://twitter.com/ShaneBailey92/status/1264952273916002306?s=20

21. It’s like my GCSE French oral all over again

The only thing he’s cleared up is why he doesn’t speak in public much

— Greg James (@gregjames) May 25, 2020

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22. Big yikes there, Dommy

pic.twitter.com/rU5YVtVusL

— micha (@micha_frazer) May 25, 2020

23. I’ll be there in half an hour Dom

pic.twitter.com/B00AYP6Ezm

— Michael Doormat (@GlassHalfArsed) May 25, 2020

24. LIVE: From Durham

https://twitter.com/TVsCarlKinsella/status/1264951121895882753?s=20

25. Poetry tbh

https://twitter.com/milkgapes/status/1264943137912426497?s=20

26. Important mysteries

Can your car cover more than 500 miles on one tank of fuel?

— Kay Burley (@KayBurley) May 25, 2020

27. So fetch

pic.twitter.com/yE6WEm8vu0

— Alex Collinson (@Alex__Collinson) May 25, 2020

28. A lot of people made this joke but this one got the most likes

This is the worst Judge’s house round of X Factor I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/9f6DIvE919

— Ben McGowan (@BenMcGowan_) May 25, 2020

29. I see nothing wrong with this interpretation

https://twitter.com/hollyshortall/status/1264948653216718860?s=20

30. He’s had it rough guys!

https://twitter.com/seanbgoneill/status/1264948589832347650?s=20

31. Dom’s warm-up act did not go down well

why do the BBC keep putting BNOC Powell on my fucking screen pic.twitter.com/oC1LqZ3qps

— DJ BBQ (@stepheniscowboy) May 25, 2020

32. THAT’S what that sound was

https://twitter.com/bexrbts/status/1264942975890657282?s=20

33. Hmmmmmm

pic.twitter.com/sRMXIexXzc

— Ireland Simpsons Fans (@iresimpsonsfans) May 25, 2020

34. If you weren’t late she wouldn’t have interrupted

https://twitter.com/WelshGasDoc/status/1264943694811103232?s=20

35. It’s like a YouTuber apology

https://twitter.com/alicelbright/status/1264908298341552129?s=20

36. I have always found this helps too

https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/1264944161159098368?s=20

37. Not now Richard

Cracking game of #TippingPoint on ITV at the moment.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) May 25, 2020

38. Spot on, tbh

https://twitter.com/EddieRobson/status/1264599426577895431?s=20

39. HALF AN HOUR

https://twitter.com/lisa_trandy/status/1264936902962089992?s=20

40. HALF. AN. HOUR. FUCK.

https://twitter.com/MarinaHyde/status/1264937821707567105?s=20

41. The odds are never zero, though

Give it up Tom Harwood he’s not gonna fuck you

— Maddy Mussen (@maddy_mussen) May 25, 2020

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