Here are 35 of the best quaranmemes to come out of lockdown week two

The only respite in these trying times is Twitter dot com. Just like how people a hundred years ago in the 1920’s Spanish Influenza probably read books and made Spanish Omelettes (I don’t know I wasn’t there) to pass the time – we use quaranmemes. Say what you like about lockdown, but the Twitter pickings are fine this week, and we been eating good.

For a little bit of distraction, as a treat, here are 35 of the absolute best. When you’re reading them and laughing you may even feel the reality of being trapped in your house-cage slip away a little, and brief fleeting glimpses of serotonin returning. I cannot promise that these prescribed memes will cure your quarantine depression, but we can at least try.

1. Remember when we thought 2016 was bad

https://twitter.com/xsqoof/status/1245556304447303680?s=20

2. Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello going for their quarantine walk is a negative vibe check

me and my girls in gym class when we were supposed to be running a mile https://t.co/05vVLQQRFz

— tody 🤭 (@poppysdaddi) March 31, 2020

3. Ye Olde Coronavirus

Children born 9 months from now should be referred to as “children of the quarn”

— Kourtney K♓️🇬🇷 (@KourtneyannK) March 31, 2020

Also why does this sound like some shit from Game of Thrones or one of the Divergent movies. Put it back.

4. This is definitely not an essential item

https://twitter.com/theb0tfather/status/1245392393349849088?s=20

5. I’m so tired. You have no idea how tired I am

https://twitter.com/KayTheDisciple/status/1244950736737370112?s=20

6. Sum up moving back in with your family during lockdown (8 marks)

https://twitter.com/ossiyuh/status/1245000906120314882?s=20

7. Can’t wait to attend Goofy’s virtual funeral

no april fools jokes for us as we are in the middle of a pandemic. having said that, goofy has died.

— . (@SuiNeltwork) April 1, 2020

8. This is the only trend challenge I can get behind

Don't usually play these games but im bored, Just fill in the blanks and let me know a bit more about you:

Bank acc number:
Sort code:
Card number:
Name on card:
Expiry date:
CVC:

— Ceri Booth (@ceribooth) April 1, 2020

Forward this tweet or you will die in seven days.

9. Feel like pure shit just want pints back

do you think the pub is thinking about us

— Imogen West-Knights (@ImogenWK) March 31, 2020

10. I love these repeatable formats. My name is Greg Peppers

your covid-19 name is Greg Peppers. Comment below what your Covid-19 name is

— Patrick Doran (@lunch_enjoyer) March 31, 2020

11. No one says it like Stephen from Gogglebox says it

pic.twitter.com/oxbxBdW7ij

— WaheyStar Royco (@BuckinghamAlice) March 30, 2020

12. First drink out of quarantine has gotta be a good one

https://twitter.com/Mnyc__/status/1244677769696600064?s=20

13. Shopping in this day and age be like making supermarket runs in a zombie film

https://twitter.com/JeffKasanoff/status/1244731796484317184?s=20

14. I am, and I cannot stress this enough, sad

tested positive for wanting to be held

— chad (@badboychadhoy) March 30, 2020

15. Quarantine is all about togetherness. Except some people really just suck

just posted this through my neighbours door. she's only 50 but she's been a total bitch for the last 5 years x pic.twitter.com/BOnnLCKFRM

— jacques (@flamencolambada) March 30, 2020

16. Lockdown can have a little Animal Crossing, as a treat

https://twitter.com/notviking/status/1243981423972769792?s=20

17. Lockdown for humans is Christmas for pets, prove me wrong

Guys in six months all these dogs are going to have THE worst separation anxiety

— Grant Ginder (@GrantGinder) March 28, 2020

18. It’s the little things, you know

https://twitter.com/seanbgoneill/status/1244352201604169728?s=20

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19. Personality = attacked

https://twitter.com/GMPaiella/status/1244034399164907520?s=20

20. Horniness levels reaching maximum capacity. Overload incoming

Just set my vibrator to “kill”

— Sudi Green (@Sudi_Green) March 29, 2020

21. Thank you Rishi, from the bottom of our hearts, thank you

https://twitter.com/sathyajames/status/1244232898175275010?s=20

22. Everyone, play nice

https://twitter.com/jxeker/status/1244319065885290496?s=20

23. How many people will leave this lockdown with separation anxiety from Adrienne

https://twitter.com/madeleinecholia/status/1243995531489071105?s=20

24. I got shit to do, get off my back

https://twitter.com/jujubangzz_/status/1243360258933673984?s=20

25. Making little changes to keep yourself sane

Next week I think I’m going to sleep on the left side of my bed instead of the right just to switch things up a bit

— Amelia Dimoldenberg (@ameliadimz) March 28, 2020

26. Oh to be a woman having loud sex and coming really hard

https://twitter.com/vornietom/status/1243712085252431872?s=20

27. It was a big one

https://twitter.com/RachelSmethers/status/1243826892072980483?s=20

28. Reali-tea

https://twitter.com/erica_hukin/status/1243232646009847809?s=20

29. Do you think a depressed person could write these captions?

https://twitter.com/haleiga/status/1243693198897274882?s=20

Don’t @ me.

30. Gwarn Hennerz!

Your uni tory society as Henry downs his pint pic.twitter.com/Yjd4O7D4XB

— Calgie (@christiancalgie) March 26, 2020

31. Even the despisers of PE and organised sports would be very down for a rounders game right now

the idea of having a massive game of rounders in the summer has never seemed more appealing

— aidan (@_aidanflynn) March 24, 2020

32. He just wants to be friends

https://twitter.com/ajakobian/status/1242585808327962625?s=20

33. Sorry to any wedded folk out here reading this meme round up

https://twitter.com/ratmobbs/status/1245128232271319047?s=20

34. And I miss them all so much

Turns out my top 3 hobbies are:

1. Drinking lattes at coffee shops
2. Going to nonessential businesses
3. Touching my face

— Gigi Engle (@GigiEngle) March 31, 2020

35. I have to laugh

https://twitter.com/sellottie/status/1245002280644087813?s=20

Why do Chris Witty be looking like a cardboard cut out doe?

Please make sure you’re staying safe, staying inside and following NHS guidelines.

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