The ‘my quarantine routine’ tweet got hijacked and now the memes are jokes

It’s time to accept that we are all slowly going crazy and we’ve only been self-isolating because of coronavirus for around a week. Since the COVID-19 outbreak, Twitter has become a fairground for weird videos, TikToks, celebrities singing Imagine and tweets about us all slowly losing the plot. And now we’ve ruined the only wholesome thing to happen on Twitter this week, with ‘my quarantine routine’ memes.

It all started as a very well-intentioned tweet from someone genuinely sharing their great quarantine routine as an attempt to help people stay sane and well exercised during this tough time.

My Quarantine Routine!

this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. pic.twitter.com/3EPJnQehxH

— j 🇵🇸 (@plntbasedcutie) March 17, 2020

Their routine including getting up early, meditating, exercising the brain, staying productive and having some pamper time in the evenings. It was captioned: “My Quarantine Routine! This is just a general guide for myself based on my goals and what works for me! I’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself and not pressuring myself to complete everything. This is just to give me structure and a sense of control and stability.”

But of course, we can’t all be like that. The majority of us are completely losing it now we can’t go to the pub and a whole bunch of my quarantine routine memes started popping up all over the place. Here are some of the best.

1. Same x

My Quarantine Routine

I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

9 am – 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) March 20, 2020

2. 4:01 send nudes x

3. All day, every day

https://twitter.com/________z_____/status/1240588469937659905

4. Shortly followed by crying over weight gain 🙂

My quarantine routine pic.twitter.com/EVrjU1KLBw

— terry 🫐 (@sherlockify) March 20, 2020

5. It gives me a sense of stability!

https://twitter.com/andrea_miws/status/1240857821874454529

6. And then repeat

https://twitter.com/cchimbap/status/1240857883861901313

7. Wholesome x

My quarantine routine:

4:00, wallow in self-pity
4:30, stare into the abyss
5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one
5:30, jazzercize
6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again
7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing….I'm booked pic.twitter.com/xBdrA64skV

— Jessica Lindsay (@JessicaCVL) March 20, 2020

8. This video actually hits differently lmao

https://twitter.com/no9mi/status/1241007748185296898

9. Interesting

My Quarantine Routine:

6:00 am – find myself inexplicably transformed into a huge insect

6:15 am to 9:00 pm – struggle to adjust to this new condition

— Joshin and Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) March 20, 2020

10. This is the quarantine routine we ALL need

11. Everyday pesto pasta

https://twitter.com/G00K0/status/1241004425533173762

12. So. Much. FOOD.

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13. TONIGHT IMMA FIGHT TIL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT

quarantine routine:

10am: wake in the morning feeling like p Diddy
12pm: grab my glasses. get out the door. hit this city
also 12pm: brush my teeth w a bottle of jack
12pm-10am: don't stop make it pop dj blow my speakers up

— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) March 20, 2020

14. I really relate to this one

my quarantine routine is very simple. i wake up and go insane

— saint cignatius (@saintcignatius) March 19, 2020

15. Spend three and half hours turning swag on? Seems reasonable

my quarantine routine:

9:00 am – hop up out the bed
12:30 pm – turn my swag on
4:00 – take a look in the mirror
6:00 – say wassup

— Wicked Witch of the Westside (@_afrodiziak) March 21, 2020

16. Ah, working from home life

https://twitter.com/isosteph/status/1240558810906808327

17. EVERY DAMN DAY

My quarantine routine:

5 am: tired

7 am: tired

10 am: tired

12 pm: tired

3 pm: tired

5 pm: tired

7 pm: tired

10 pm: tired

Bed time: ENNNNEERRGGYY

— ش (@syawiers) March 21, 2020

18. Accurate :/

https://twitter.com/_megatinjaz/status/1241035521788243970

19. My phone is my quarantine buddy

Quarantine routine: I just want to share what works for me. To give structure and a sense of stability
9 am – look at my phone from bed
12pm: breakfast
12.30: look at my phone on the couch
8pm: dinner
9pm: watch Tv & look at my phone
12: go to bed & look at my phone in the dark

— Emilie Zoey Baker (@easybee) March 21, 2020

20. This

My quarantine routine✨ This works wonders for me so I thought I would share 💕 pic.twitter.com/ees0NhX0P3

— emily (@emilymailmn) March 21, 2020

21. YES YES YES

https://twitter.com/butwhole69/status/1241008432418717697

22. Balance x

Help us x

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