19 times university was not worth the £9,250

9k for this??????

7 years ago

Diyora Shadijanova | Guides

A year's worth of rent, a holiday for two in the Maldives, three quarters of a Fiat 500, nine iPhone 11s and 15,426 Kit Kat Chunky bars. These are all the things you could actually get for £9,250. But instead, you're spending it on an eternal hangover with a side of six dreadful contact hours.

Here are 19 times university was not worth the £9,250 annual student fee:

1. Firstly, I can confirm it's a scam

So far this uni experience hasn’t been worth this £9,250 tuition fee

— The Teflon Don (@whoisjoshva) October 14, 2019

2. Urgh now I want to go on holiday instead of wasting 9k a year

https://twitter.com/brookecandybar/status/928675657390882818

3. The English language? I don't know her

S/o to my creative writing lecturer today with her super helpful description of The Hare and the Tortoise: "The language is quite languagey". I can see why I'm paying nine grand for this

— Ella (@a_girl_probably) February 7, 2018

4. At least you get to nap!!! All the time!!

Cba why am i paying nine grand for this pic.twitter.com/Sqlf79eAkx

— Bug Teeth (@bugteethuk) September 12, 2018

5. It's as if we're ALL unprepared

https://twitter.com/emilycoffaro/status/1041628232469102592

6. Well your lecturer isn't wrong

https://twitter.com/twcuddleston/status/986725739578970112

7. This is the truest thing you'll ever read

If I had a pound for every time I hear “I’m paying nine grand for this” at uni I’d probably have enough to actually pay off my loan

— Owen (@Ohg_99) October 30, 2018

8. I mean it actually looks kinda fun

i'm paying nine grand for this. pic.twitter.com/V96Pb3vfkH

— corinne (@corinnetorpey) October 27, 2017

9. How DARE the government give us MONEY for an EDUCATION urgh! DaYLiGhT RobbEry

https://twitter.com/hxllywilliams/status/1055476824405405697

10. *it's 9ams

https://twitter.com/KS4LFC/status/1181507972436037632

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11. It's physics but go off I guess

https://twitter.com/Elliot_Beesley/status/1182647537154564096

12. Because they're TIRED Rohan

How are people paying £9,250 just to fall asleep in lectures. 🤦🏽‍♂️

— Rohan Nayee (@nayee_rohan) October 14, 2019

13. Hahahahahaha

I pay this establishment £9,250 a year https://t.co/1UwHQhN1dO

— Lloyd (@LloydDafydd_) October 7, 2019

14. Team building! You're gonna need it when revolting against the government for privatising the NHS!

So I’m paying 9250 a year to do a nursing degree and just got told this afternoon we’re building a tower out of sticks 😑😑

— ella bradley (@ellabradley22) October 11, 2019

15. Listen, If I pay £9,250, I do what I want

https://twitter.com/jcrellin2000/status/1183758741285560320

16. I want to draw a house

https://twitter.com/sheenascribbled/status/1182700472920133632

17. Ngl that actually sucks

??? Sorry has my lecturer just emailed me to say that they’ve not been able to keep up a weekly lecture that I am paying £9,250 to attend? pic.twitter.com/ZvXPv8XxKk

— mami✨ (@_hmarial) October 6, 2019

18. Legends only!

https://twitter.com/melissagibbonx/status/1180986804570185728

19. Welcome to business like state of the British education system, it will suck you dry but at least you'll have a 2:1 at the end of it!

Why am I paying £9,250 a year and not getting books I need for my course free? Paying round £50 each for 1 book 🥴

— Mizz (@M1ZZY8) October 6, 2019

19 times university was not worth the £9,250

1. Firstly, I can confirm it's a scam

2. Urgh now I want to go on holiday instead of wasting 9k a year

3. The English language? I don't know her

4. At least you get to nap!!! All the time!!

5. It's as if we're ALL unprepared

6. Well your lecturer isn't wrong

7. This is the truest thing you'll ever read

8. I mean it actually looks kinda fun

9. How DARE the government give us MONEY for an EDUCATION urgh! DaYLiGhT RobbEry

10. *it's 9ams

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11. It's physics but go off I guess

12. Because they're TIRED Rohan

13. Hahahahahaha

14. Team building! You're gonna need it when revolting against the government for privatising the NHS!

15. Listen, If I pay £9,250, I do what I want

16. I want to draw a house

17. Ngl that actually sucks

18. Legends only!

19. Welcome to business like state of the British education system, it will suck you dry but at least you'll have a 2:1 at the end of it!

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19 times university was not worth the £9,250

1. Firstly, I can confirm it's a scam

2. Urgh now I want to go on holiday instead of wasting 9k a year

3. The English language? I don't know her

4. At least you get to nap!!! All the time!!

5. It's as if we're ALL unprepared

6. Well your lecturer isn't wrong

7. This is the truest thing you'll ever read

8. I mean it actually looks kinda fun

9. How DARE the government give us MONEY for an EDUCATION urgh! DaYLiGhT RobbEry

10. *it's 9ams

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11. It's physics but go off I guess

12. Because they're TIRED Rohan

13. Hahahahahaha

14. Team building! You're gonna need it when revolting against the government for privatising the NHS!

15. Listen, If I pay £9,250, I do what I want

16. I want to draw a house

17. Ngl that actually sucks

18. Legends only!

19. Welcome to business like state of the British education system, it will suck you dry but at least you'll have a 2:1 at the end of it!

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