Clubbers of the Week
Staff wars: the education system strikes back
With the impending doom of staff strikes (boo) and innovative skiing month (yay) approaching it looks like Edi students have been doing everything in their power to remember that life isn't shit – it's only nine- grand a year down the ol' plug hole. Here's a look at this weeks' round of fabulous people who DGAF.
Stunner of the Week
This was really tricky cos i swear everyone at rascals is HOT
Runners Up
The name's Bond
Even her friends want to pap her
Creeper of the Week
A classic
Runners Up
You know it's a good night when even the security don't give a fuck anymore
WTF of the Week
Runners Up
Please refer thyselves to: "Since when did middle class hot boys start shaving all their hair off"
Not sure what she meant when she wished for a sugar daddy on her birthday
Who forgot to leave their grandpa at home?
Poor big mac, that tongue is doing damage
Oh hun hope it's insured
Mutant of the Week
Runners Up
Who knew people could grow hands out their heads?
Digging for gold?
Wankers of the Week
Both so bad i couldn't decide
Runners up
Schoffel Wankaaa
Hero of the Week
Shout out to the real MVP for rocking up on crutches
Runners Up
Cue Tom Odell "Real Love"
Heroine of the Week
Just for the pants
Runners Up
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
No really, I dont know her
Runners Up
She's deffo calling you up on your bullshit after this
When the DJ declines your requests
Album Cover of the Week
Fittest girl band i've ever seen in Edi
Runners up
Political Campaigns of the Week
Lord Kitchener is that you bro?
Best of the Rest
This is like some mid 00's TV promotional shot
Boi bai
This is how Italians eat their Maccy D's
This is what happens when people don't enforce dress codes
Ben Glasgow – Hector's House, Milk Tuesdays,
Martin Vesselinov – Silk Thursdays, Frat
Davild Wilkinson// EMPIRICAL- Rascals, Creme Soda, Lost Fridays
Neil Stewart – Flare
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