Inox Dine teaming up with Michelin starred restaurant

Just when you thought Inox couldn’t get any more poncy, it’s joined up with a local Michelin star restaurant for a one-off menu.

Inox will pair up with local Michelin star haunt, Fischer’s, for a uniquely overly-extravagant night on the 4th March.

The overly large sign doesn’t make up for how shit it is

Partner restaurant Fischer’s has been described as “faultless and fabulous”, a “taste of Britain” and also “not as good as I hoped” by customers on restaurant review site Trip Advisor.

Pretentious delights on offer include roasted monkfish, blue cheese gougeres and pork rilette, all for a mere £38 per head. Very accommodating to the student loan.

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Good value for money. Photo Ismar Badzic 

Inox has recently come under fire by Free Education protesters, who staged a sit in occupation of the restaurant in December and branded it “In-equality-ox Dine”.

Their official statement said Inox was: “a vanity project and universally loathed by everyone who even knows it exists”.

We can’t imagine this is going to do much for its rocky reputation on campus.