Apparently people don’t talk about Thomas Jefferson all the time everywhere?

How carcinogenic are UVA’s eating spots?

And she only started painting a month ago

AKA there was an extra hour of throbbingly shitty Taylor Swift remixes and inebriated humans yelling at me

Happy Hal-hoo-ween

10/10 would be TJ

Inspiration for this weekend

Don’t write ‘sit on my face’ in lieu of a tip

‘They’re too ballsy’

Pregaming with Brown will make your night instantly weird

Coach London might fail us on the field, but we win at everything else

Hoo Crew no longer in control of ticket distribution

At least my life is more together than Transloc

Why do we keep analyzing flow?

Besides reading The Tab, of course

Are you ever too old to try and steal baked goods from Little Johns?

We have grounds, a quidditch team, and now a Chamber of Secrets