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IFC and Penn State ban on all Greek socials seems like a bit much

Socials can be a way for these Greek students to find comfort in each other while mourning a loss

Praise the football gods for not scheduling a noon kickoff for the Blue and White game

We need as much tailgating time as possible

Penn State women ranked the fourth most attractive college girls in the nation

We’re assuming the research wasn’t based off how we look for hungover brunch

The stages of going out at PSU based on what year you are

They all have one thing in common: excessive drinking

I THON because no child should have to battle pediatric cancer, and I was one of those children

I know what it’s like to be young and “sick;” I understand how terrifying it is to not understand why everyone is so worried about you

QUIZ: How Penn State are you?

How many of these can you check off the list

Mary Krupa updates us on Sneezy the Squirrel, says Sneezy has lots of respect for Punxsutawney Phil

Because apparently groundhogs are a type of squirrel

Penn State professor of the week

Geography is so hot right now

Expectations vs. reality: a Penn State snow day

That cute snow pic at Old Main vs. when you ate shit on the sidewalk on the way to class

Movin’ On will now allow Commonwealth campus students to compete in Battle of The Bands

The opener spot is up for grabs

The Tab Penn State is looking for new writers

You know you want to

Just how truly shameless is Penn State?

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just read these stories

The definitive Penn State 2017 bucket list

Just trying to make 2016 jealous

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow at Café last night

He was a little early for 55 Days

How many drinks can you buy for the same price as being a PSU student?

Breaking it down in terms we all understand

How to have a lit Sylly Week at the bars without going broke

Happy hour is bae

We asked our parents what’s the worst part of having us home for break

Basically, they don’t want us to ever leave

Everything we do and don’t want to see on your Snapchat story this holiday season

Show us your drunk grandma, not your food

Penn State’s craziest moments in 2016

It’s been quite a year

All the secrets to streamlining your insane internship search process

Because there’s got to be a method to the job search madness, right?