£800 for a ‘unfair-ground’ against tuition fees? Bit rich…
There’s more to us than Varsity brawls and detestable alumni
There is a spectre hanging over Sussex. The spectre of Silverstone.
“Where do ya wanna meet?” “Spoons”
My fingers just can’t keep up
“Even Umbridge wouldn’t up the fees”
South Bucks’ favourite mixing place of the young and beautiful
I guess we both are now
“Hi, I’m Ollie, and today I had a big bowl of disappointment”
Why visit Eastbourne but not Brighton?
The jungle camps have existed for much longer than you think
Nothing makes a woman feel better than hearing ‘oi oi sexy’ being shouted out of an old Corsa
It’s not a beneficial use of my time
Let’s face it, our beach just isn’t up to scratch
At least we still beat Brighton, right?