£800 for a ‘unfair-ground’ against tuition fees? Bit rich…

There’s more to us than Varsity brawls and detestable alumni

There is a spectre hanging over Sussex. The spectre of Silverstone.

“Where do ya wanna meet?” “Spoons”

“Even Umbridge wouldn’t up the fees”

It still looks vile, but it’s not all bad

South Bucks’ favourite mixing place of the young and beautiful

I guess we both are now

“Hi, I’m Ollie, and today I had a big bowl of disappointment”

Why visit Eastbourne but not Brighton?

The jungle camps have existed for much longer than you think

Nothing makes a woman feel better than hearing ‘oi oi sexy’ being shouted out of an old Corsa

It’s not a beneficial use of my time

Let’s face it, our beach just isn’t up to scratch

‘Go vegan!’ they cry, much to your dismay.

It’s bascially an unnecessary evil

It’s so ugly