The torment of being an English lit undergrad

You guys just smoke weed and write poetry, yeah?

There’s the West End, then there’s the Best End

Straight outta’ Dennistoun

Stop checking your phone on the dancefloor

I don’t care if it’s a job offer or a booty call

How to spot a Glasgow University Wanker

Nice Jansport mate

You need to go to the Cathouse

It gets pretty weird in there