According to a trained psychotherapist
Just because it doesn’t scan doesn’t mean it’s free
Nothing tastes as good as smugness feels
Where them boys at?
I’ll take my music with a side of cheddar, please
What do you think?
Yes I do drink and yes I still go out
Get your fabulous ass out of the closet
I bet you put a cucumber in it too
They post passive aggressive notes through our door
They need to get a grip
I’m in uni seven hours a day – are you?