Bar-work will ruin your degree

And your liver

Why no one needs to get a grad job

They’re not necessary

Here’s what you can do to help your friend struggling with depression

According to a trained psychotherapist


Why working in retail is the worst student job

Just because it doesn’t scan doesn’t mean it’s free

Unless you posted about going to the gym, did you even go?

Nothing tastes as good as smugness feels

Sing it loud and proud: Cheesy pop shouldn’t be a guilty pleasure

I’ll take my music with a side of cheddar, please

Someone had to say it: Girls should get more student loan

What do you think?

You’re here, you’re queer: Uni is the best time to out yourself

Get your fabulous ass out of the closet

You only drink gin because you’re scared of looking common

I bet you put a cucumber in it too

All hail Empress: the mother of pre bars

We wouldn’t change your scaffolding for the world

Claude Gibb is rubbish

‘Fishy Friday’ was a thing

Having a family for neighbours is a nightmare

They post passive aggressive notes through our door

I have a massive phobia of tea bags

They’re little rancid bags of stringy filth

The bureaucratic students union won’t let us interview their staff

They need to get a grip

Freshers, stop hogging the library

First year doesn’t even count

Stop being selfish and start using contraception

I’ve got a bone to pick with you all

Having big boobs is a daily struggle

I need to get this off my chest

I’m sick of people telling me Fashion Design isn’t a real degree

I’m in uni seven hours a day – are you?