How to pull that person you’ve been eyeing up in the library

There is no more noble form of procrastination than finding your soul mate

A student has been arrested after they took ‘fake acid’ and smashed windows in Whitworth Park

Police officers used tear gas to restrain him

An Oak House fresher found a naked drunk guy in his bed after popping to the kitchen

He still doesn’t know how he got there

‘Thank god I know karate’: An MMU student has been attacked by teenagers on the Curry Mile

They asked him if he had any weed

Vote for Manchester’s BNOC of 2018: Heat One

Nothing but respect for MY biggest name on campus

Sankeys is returning to Manchester

For one night and one night only

What’s happening in Manchester to mark the MEN attack anniversary today?

22 people were killed at Manchester Arena on 22nd May 2017

A barbecue resulted in a house fire on Egerton Road at the weekend

Students in surrounding properties have been temporarily moved out of their houses

A homeless woman has lured over 40 Manchester students to a house where they get mugged

‘She pulled out a flip knife and demanded I withdraw all my money’

Antwerp Mansion is being rented out as a haunted house venue

Though the ghost of Antwerp seshes still haunt you

There’s a Nigel Farage themed garage night coming to Fallowfield

Because Farage and garage sound similar get it

RNCM student accuses friend of raping her because he was in a ‘bad mood’

He sent her facebook messages the next day asking how many people she had told

The summer Pangaea: Made in Manchester line up has been released

And on the seventh day, God announced the Pangaea line up

This is how to make a complaint to the uni about the strikes

If you think a free graduation gown isn’t enough compensation

We asked Manchester students about their experiences with Xanax and Valium

Benzo consumption is a rising trend in our student community

Which Greggs menu item is your uni?

Reading this deffo counts as pro-crust-ination

University of Manchester announces compensation for strikes

It will use the deducted strike pay to benefit students ‘through new and additional activities’

The Gym Fallowfield has been CLOSED

It’s only been open for just over two months

Every documentary you need to watch while procrastinating this exam season

Documentaries are factual, so they count as revision

I was diagnosed with dyspraxia in third year, but it made me more confident

The disorder affects your motor skills and coordination

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