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Where not to go this summer

Think your summer is going to be anticlimactic? Don’t worry, says ELOISE DAVIES. It could be so much worse.

Manc Wank Prank

Another Uni has been added to the list of not-so-subtle masturbators. Lovely.

Why Not Review: 2012 Olympic Mascots

‘Wenlock and Mandeville haven’t had a great reception since they landed on Earth and we can maybe see why, but are they really that bad?’