You might be fat, but your real problem is you’re a moron.
Finding it difficult to do anything other than eat and gaze pensively this vacation? BETH SWORDS shows us how to banish over-indulgence and underwhelming revelations.
ROSIE goes through the job interview from hell. In her underwear.
LENT BUMPS: The competition drew to a close on Saturday, with Downing and Caius retaining their headships as the blades and spoons were dished out.
NICK SINCLAIR gets hot hot hot…
The unshakable obsession with the Size Zero.
ROWING: The river is wide open this term, as novices replace those trialling, says JONATHAN FUHRMANN.
EMILY GARSIDE walked through the doors of her local gym on the 2nd of January, and heard the slim blonde receptionist turn to her colleague and say: ‘Give it two weeks before they all give up’.
JONATHAN FUHRMANN brings the latest news from the river, and bravely predicts which colleges look good for the Fairbairn Cup.
For the real hardcore boaties out there, it just doesn’t stop after Lents. From Cardinals to Kingston, The Tab takes a look at all the recent rowing action.