It’s official: This is the poshest Uni of Birmingham halls
If you live in these accommodations you’re bound to hear ‘rah where’s my baccy’
The Birmingham Tab has an official ranking of the most Tory accommodations where there will definitely be champagne at pres and a lot of Waitrose shopping bags.
The Birmingham Tab has obtained data from the university which officially shows how many private school students live in each of the Birmingham Uni halls.
These are officially the poshest Birmingham Uni halls with the most private school students:
11. Ashcroft and Selly Oak Court
Less than 5 private school students.
If you live in Selly Oak Court or Ashcroft it is unlikely you are going to run into any boys with mullets, this could be a curse or a blessing depending your type in boys
10. Aitken and Bournbrook
14 students from private schools.
9. Oakley Court
This makes sense you’d never catch a champagne sipping Tory sharing a flat with nine other people, and only three toilets.
8. Maple Bank
25 students from private schools.
Most people would think there would a lot less private schools kids in Maple Bank, as it is notorious for small kitchens that everyone complains about.
7. Oak Brook Park
33 private school students.
6. Battery Park
38 private school students.
5 Elgar Court
50 students from private school.
82 private school students.
Takes a certain type of person to want a meal plan tbh.
3. Tennis Courts
93 students from private schools.
125 students from private schools.
1. Chamberlain – 177 students from private schools
This really shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone, after all the unofficial nickname for Chamberlain is Tory Towers.