Belfast women run wild at 50 Shades opening night

Lock up your mums


It seems the ladies of Belfast could not control themselves at the sight of County Down’s Jamie Dornan’s naked bod as Dublin Road’s Movie House was forced to bring in security staff.

The extra security came after drunken women wreaked havoc on 50 Shades of Grey opening night.

The merry movie-goers could not contain their excitement for the raunchy film and bouncers had to be brought in to calm down the “boisterous” groups on Saturday.

50 shades of chill the fuck out

Founder of Movie House and critic of the wild antics, Michael McAdams, said:

“We had to put a note on screen to ask people to behave themselves. We were determined that we would knock any misbehaving on the head. It was a great success, but it’s a pity a few on Friday night were so boisterous.”

Michael added: “Some of these women just didn’t know how to behave and I had to bring in attendants to keep them under control”

“I can’t believe how badly behaved some of them were. But Friday was always going to be crazy. I’m amazed mature women would act in such a wild manner, especially at a cinema”

We prescribe a cold shower.