People are sharing their worst sex stories, and they are disgusting

We all have at least one or maybe 10 bad sex stories depending on the amount of rugby boys you’ve slept with. Usually confined to group chats and drunken tales, people are now sharing their worst sex stories on Twitter and they are honestly enough to put you off dick for life.

One girl tweeted her worst story which involved the time a guy was going down on her, they made eye contact and she waved. Here is her original tweet:

Incredibly embarrassing, but definitely not the worst story in the world, as Erica then asked her followers to share their awful sex stories and they are BAD.

They include but are not limited to pink eye, broken windows and blowing a raspberry on to a vagina. Yeah really. Your fuckboy isn’t looking so bad now.

Here are the funniest and most embarrassing sex stories that will literally make you want to avoid sex for ever:

1. Pretty handy

2. Chef’s kisses

3. WOwww

4. I would run straight out of there

5. Tbh fair

6. We will all be doing this now tbf

7. Wow, he really fucked the bed

8. Sorry, what?

9. Ugh, men

10. At least the tortillas were safe

11. Whatever turns you on

12. That’s it, that’s the tweet

13.  The audacity

14. Couldn’t even last a minute and a half

15. Girl, get the hell out of there

16. Rather messed up choice there

17. HOW???

18. WTF is wrong with people?

19. At least he was polite

20. Gotta respect a man who will carry on

21. Yeah, that’s really hot??

 

22. This is hands down the worst

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