Angie Katsanevas is selling really horrendous RHOSLC slogan merch, and it’s so cringe
This can't be for real
Angie Katsanevas has become one of RHOSLC’s most quotable chaos agents, so when we noticed she’s linking a merch shop in her Instagram bio, we honestly expected something at least a little… chic.
Like a glam logo, a Greek-goddess wink, or even a campy Bravo-core design that feels intentionally tacky.
Instead, what’s being sold as her official merch looks like the kind of quickie slogan lineup you’d see outside a high school football game, except it’s priced like a boutique drop.
And yes, we clicked around. Here’s what’s actually on the site, and why it’s making us cringe-laugh.
Taking a peek at Angie K’s merch line
The storefront is hosted on Champion Screen Printers and is labelled ‘Official Angie Katsanevas Trademarked Merch,’ which sets the tone as ‘this is legit, not fan-made.’
The lineup is basically built around two things: her RHOSLC catchphrases and her hair-business identity.
On the slogan side, there are multiple ‘FF’ shirts in women’s and unisex cuts priced at $40, plus ‘French Fries’ shirts in women’s and unisex cuts that also cost $40.
The “You do french fries, I do franchise” line is a direct pull from the show, and it landed as a big Angie vs Lisa moment when Angie defended her business model during an argument.
Then there’s the ‘High Body Count Hair‘ and ‘LOW Body Count Hair’ collection, which is… a choice.
The women’s tees are listed at $35, and the unisex versions are $40.
If you want to commit to the bit in hat form, the Angie K Snapback Hat is $55, and the Flexfit Hat is $60.
The snapback product page spells out that it is made from a 60/40 cotton-polyester blend, has a lightly structured five-panel high-profile shape, a flat bill, and a snapback closure, apparently.
The part that really made our eyebrows hit our hairlines is how strict the shop policies are for something so basic-looking. The product pages repeatedly state that all sales are final, returns and exchanges are not allowed, and cancellations are not permitted.
The listings also note that the price includes shipping, so at least there’s that!
Even the tee specs read like standard blanks rather than anything custom-feeling. For example, the ‘AK LOW Body Count Hair Unisex T-Shirt’ listing describes a 4.2 oz, 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton shirt that is pre-shrunk with a retail fit and unisex sizing.
It doesn’t make any sense because she’s actually rich!?
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Here’s why the whole thing feels extra confusing: Angie isn’t some random reality newbie trying to turn screen time into rent money.
She’s genuinely a long-time salon owner. Lunatic Fringe’s own brand history says the salon was founded by Angie Katsanevas and Shawn Trujillo, and it frames their story as a real business built over years.
And on RHOSLC itself, she’s made a point of explaining that she owns some salons outright and franchises others, which is literally what inspired the ‘fries vs. franchise’ read in the first place.
Angie’s whole on-screen persona is polished, expensive, and business-savvy, but the merch is giving ‘minimum effort, maximum quote’.
If you’re going to sell Housewives merch, it either needs to be so high-fashion it shocks us, or so tacky it feels self-aware.
This line seemingly sits in the awkward middle. It’s not elevated enough to justify the prices, and it’s not playful enough to feel like a joke she’s in on. It’s just slogans, slapped on basics, with a no-returns policy that basically says, “Good luck, babe.”
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