All’s Fair is getting slated as it’s described as the ‘worst television show ever made’

The reviews are in for Ryan Murphy’s new show, All’s Fair, which also stars Kim Kardashian and Sarah Paulson, and they’re genuinely the most savage takedowns I’ve ever read.

So, let’s sit back and enjoy the truly slating reviews of All’s Fair, and I truly think it was the performance of Kim Kardashian which resulted in the show currently sitting on a zero per cent Rotten Tomatoes rating. Yes really.

‘The worst television drama ever made’

The Times gave All’s Fair a scathing zero star review, describing it as “the worst TV drama ever.”

Ben Dowell wrote: “Well done, Kim. You must have quite a healthy ego yourself to star in what may well be the worst television drama ever made.

“Because All’s Fair is so bad, it’s not even enjoyably so. It thinks it’s a feminist fable about spirited lawyers getting their own back on cruel rich men but is in fact a tacky and revolting monument to the same greed, vanity and avarice it supposedly targets.

“All scripted, it feels, by a toddler who couldn’t write ‘bum’ on a wall.” Well, it doesn’t get much worse than that, oh but actually it does.

‘I didn’t know it was still possible to make television this bad’

The Guardian also gave the series a zero star rating, with Lucy Mangan writing: “I assumed that there was some sort of baseline, some inescapable bedrock knowledge of how to do it that now prevents any entry into the art form from falling below a certain standard.

“But I was wrong. The new series from Ryan Murphy, ‘All’s Fair’ – starring Kim Kardashian, Naomi Watts and Niecy Nash as the founders of an all-female law firm delivering divorce-y justice to incredibly rich but slightly unlucky women under the azure skies of California – is terrible. Fascinatingly, incomprehensibly, existentially terrible.”

Kim Kardashian is described as having a ‘complete lack of screen presence’

And in The Telegraph’s review of All’s Fair, it was Kim Kardashian who really got the brunt of the criticism, and as reviews go this one really doesn’t hold back.

Ed Power wrote: “Amid this disaster zone of soapy plotting and reeking dialogue, it is perhaps unfair to single out Kardashian.

“Her participation is just one disaster among many (she is an executive producer alongside her mother and manager, Kris Jenner).

“Yet there is no glossing over her stilted acting, already confirmed by her guest appearance in season 12 of Murphy’s American Horror Story.

“Even more striking than her lack of thespian chops, however, is her complete absence of screen presence.

“She has no aura, no unfiltered charisma. Forget an X factor, Kardashian has a zzzzzz… quality that threatens to lull the unprepared viewer into a stupor whenever she opens her mouth.” Savage.

‘Ryan Murphy has drunk the Kris Jenner Kool Aid and the Murphy cinematic universe has been infected’

Glamour also didn’t hold back on their scathing review, writing: “After sitting through the first episode of All’s Fair, if ‘aspirational’ is what they’re aiming for, then god help us all.

“For it seems that Ryan Murphy, arguably one of the hottest names in TV, with countless brilliant and diverse, award-winning shows under his belt, including Glee, American Horror Story, Pose, Scream Queens and Nip Tuck, has been fully Kardashian-ified.

“He’s drunk the Kris Jenner Kool Aid and the Murphy cinematic universe has been infected by this so-called ‘aspirational’ lifestyle the Kardashians dictate we should all be conforming to aspire to; which, in other words, translates as ‘behaving like a billionaire.'”

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