‘I bought it so you don’t have to’: Influencer savagely reviews Meghan Markle’s rosé and yikes
He's not holding back
After Kris Jenner publicly thanked Meghan Markle for gifting her a $90 crate of wine this summer, an influencer is coming through with his take on what a royal bottle of plonk actually tastes like. Holding nothing back, the YouTuber revealed to his subscribers: “I did it so you don’t have to.” Anything Meghan-related always seems to have people divided. And, it looks like a girl can’t even bring out her own rosé range in peace.
Meghan sends Kris Jenner a crate
If Kris Jenner plugs your product, it’s pretty much a surefire sign you’ve made it. This August, Kris took to her Instagram Stories to share her gratitude after receiving Meghan’s wine.
The Royal sent out crates of her rosé, worth $90, to the Kar-Jenners, including Kris and Khloé Kardashian. Meghan reposted Khloé’s IG Story to her own account, writing: “Hey, hey all my girls with a K.”
According to People: “When the initial product launch for Meghan’s lifestyle brand took place on April 2, the first rollout of products sold out in under an hour,” but the Daily Mail reported in August that it “failed to sell out.” Now, an influencer’s take might point to a reason why…
Influencer savagely reviews Meghan’s rosé
Just Plain Zack is not holding back when it comes to saying what he thinks about Meghan’s As ever rosé.
“I know you’re gonna cancel me… but I did it for you, ultimately. I bought Meghan Markle’s wine so that you don’t have to,” he explains.
Unwrapping the rosé, Zack sarcastically quips: “I’m glad that she wrapped it in some tissue paper with a Tommy Bahama sticker on it… so cute.”
He continues with his “honest review,” adding: “You may not like me if I decide that I like the wine, but we’re gonna see how this goes. It’s a rosé, it’s chilled, three bottles, $90, so it’s $30 a bottle.”
“It says ‘A delicately balanced rosé with soft notes of stone fruit… stone fruit?! And a lasting finish’… Let’s hope not… I don’t want anything of Meghan Markle’s lasting in my mouth.”
Kicking things off, Zack explains how he “likes the colour” as he “doesn’t like dark or sweet rosés. This one’s very light.”
Afraid he was going to like the drink, the influencer cracks open the bottle and says it “smells very fresh and summery.”
He continues: “My mom taught me you have to chew your wine… I do taste the mineral vibes, I don’t taste stone fruit… It’s probably something Meghan Markle made up in her backyard. I wouldn’t say it’s the best rosé I’ve ever had… but it’s not overly sweet or fragrant. It’s fine. It’s not worth $30, I can tell you that. The label’s very basic, I wouldn’t say it has a lasting finish.”
Rounding off, Zack savagely suggests people could “buy it for a novelty, if you’re into the Royal refugees,” but he doesn’t think it’s worth $30 a pop.
Although he admits he “wouldn’t spit it out,” the influencer adds: “You can honestly get something like this for $14 at Whole Foods… I would rather spend a couple more bucks and get a bottle of Casamigos,” he adds.
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