The Love Is Blind season eight cast are already on Cameo, and charging huge amounts too

In a truly *shocking* turn of events, the Love Is Blind season eight cast have already migrated their way to Cameo. What?! You mean the cast of a reality TV show are trying to cash in on their fame?! I can’t believe it!

Well, once you’ve recovered from the initial shock, oh you already have, you might want to sit down when you see how much they’re each charging. And what’s more, people are actually paying good money to have the likes of Dave and Madison wish them happy birthday or whatever.

Here’s a rundown of all the Love Is Blind season eight cast members who are on Cameo, ranked by how much they charge. Anything over a fiver is daylight robbery, sorry!

8. Molly Mullaney – £11.70

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You know you can trust Molly to always have your back, so of course she’s come through as the cheapest Love Is Blind season eight cast member on Cameo. £11.70? Hmmm, go on then.

7. David Bettenburg – £19.50

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I really thought Dave was going to top this ranking, if I’m truly honest with you. I just had him down as the type of man who’d love to charge through the roof for a video of himself. Maybe he mentions his sister in every video so finds it therapeutic? Anyone want to buy one to find out?

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It looks as though he’s done quite a few different types of video, including one person who actually paid real money for “advice” from Dave. “Lighthearted sarcasm,” a customer noted in a review.

6. Ben Mezzenga – £19.50

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Ben is up next, charging £19.50. He has two reviews of videos he’s made. Both gave five stars, whilst one added: “Great job!! Very quick and professional!!!”.

5. Monica Danús – £27.30

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Monica is pretty pricy, at a minimum of £27.30 per video. Maybe she needs to rethink her pricing, because she has 0 reviews – it’s not entirely clear if she’s had any takers yet.

4. Meg Fink – £27.30

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Meg is up next, also charging a pretty steep £27.30. It doesn’t look as though anyone has purchased a video from her, either. Ouch.

3. Madison Errichiello – £31.20

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Mads also looks as though she’s dished out a few videos. So, at at least £31.20 a pop she’s clearly cashing in. One review said: “Token unhinged girlie on reality TV.” They get it!

2. Benji Smith – £35.10

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Benji, look. Be real with me. What right do you have to be charging this much?

1. Mason Horacek – £39

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If I was going to pay money for any of the Love Is Blind season eight cast members to make me a Cameo, it would be Mason. Sorry! He could just look into the camera and I’d pay up. I am no better than a man!

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