The 2025 Love Island All Stars talent show performances, ranked from agonising to iconic

The yearly Love Island talentless show is always cause for celebration, even when the talent comes from an All Stars season you know full well the show is about to raise some chuckles. Nothing pleases me more than watching the Islanders forced to do something mortifying on the telly. On a show that takes glamour and potential Instagram fame so seriously, it’s always a hoot to watch this lot lighten up a bit and act like they’re in the end of year assembly at school. Halcyon days! Love Island All Stars 2025 kind of had a talent show showcased a wealth of talents, laughs, and chaos – so here’s all of them ranked from worst to best.

12. Luca

I’d barely recovered from him massacring High School Musical on his season, but here we are again witnessing The Wanted. Gets points for it being a banger but negatives include the fact he decided to perform it like a footie chant.

11. Catherine

I like the idea of doing some cake decorating but I think it’s only worth choosing if you can actually make it look nice. It looked like the one Hagrid gives Harry in Philosopher’s Stone after he sat on it on the way.

10. Elma

The talent show band has some new recruits 👋 #LoveIslandAllStars #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/ma3s5x4DP7

— Love Island (@LoveIsland) February 13, 2025

I have to applaud anyone who can attempt the violin but I can only clap so hard when not a single note is actually in tune. I bet Ekin-Su was laughing her way to the piano when she was up to tinkle the ivories following that.

9. Omar

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Not being funny but he was just doing any old shit, really, wasn’t he? He’s lucky he’s good vibes or I’d be much harsher.

8. Ronnie

We need to free men from the chokehold of keepy uppies. Considering he’s a professional it was a bit sloppy, but he gave it a lot of gusto. He should have done pants ripping as his talent. He was famously great at that.

Who would you press your golden buzzer for? 🎉 #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAllStars pic.twitter.com/6URQu1kU6g

— Love Island (@LoveIsland) February 13, 2025

7. Sammy

Great headstands, beautiful headstands. Got a bit sloppy when he and Casey started doing that swappy over thing. But I was impressed by the headstand and I will not take that away from him.

6. Gabby

Okay Vaudeville! What the Chicago was going on? The camp glittery hat? I was not familiar with your game, Gabby! Old dance master Curtis was looking on beaming with pride. The retired theatre child inside me was pleased to see a bit of West End magic.

5. Grace

Maybe it was the Gina G booming out the speakers whilst she did her hoop and ribbon work, but there was a carefree euphoria found usually at Manchester Pride brought to Love Island All Stars last night thanks to Grace. And it was a pleasure to see.

4. Curtis

Ekin-Su the pianist & Curtis the dancer 🤣 they really are them #loveisland #LoveIslandAllStars pic.twitter.com/tdeDgTIcek

— Septimus Prime🇸🇱 (@septimusajprime) February 13, 2025

Curtis Pritchard doing a one man Strictly Come Dancing and taking requests is peak Curtis. I love him so much. I love how much he’s just in a chokehold with the campest choreography ever. When marimba rhythms start to play, make Curtis move, feel him sway. What a king.

3. Harriett

Stay with me, but she’s got an Addison Rae charm to her. Like the popular girl from high school who is also lovely. I beam every time she does anything, but even more so when she’s smashing it with pom poms.

2. Ekin-Su

i said it before and i’ll say it again, bitch, I AM ROOTING FOR CURTIS AND EKIN-SU https://t.co/wFCebHoNk8

— sami (@wonwexo) February 13, 2025

My Liberace <3

1. Casey

Casey sounds more like Curtis than Curtis does 💀 #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAllStars pic.twitter.com/jhygyyFm1n

— Love Island (@LoveIsland) February 13, 2025

The only worthy winner of Love Island All Stars talent show ranked, and you know it’s true! I literally feel like that iconic clip of the woman who says “WHAT HAPPENED TO FUN” and then falling out of the window when I defend this, but these kind of laughs is what Love Island talent shows are all about for me. I’m glad people started lightening up and laughing in the villa because when people were fuming all I could think about was how none of these people would survive five minutes on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

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