MAFS Australia’s Alyssa is releasing ‘I have a child’ merch and it’s very girlboss of her
A jumper costs £36!
Alyssa Barmonde is well and truly chasing the bag and off the back of her Married at First Sight Australia appearance, she is releasing merch that pens her iconic phrase: “I have a child”.
The other week Alyssa admitted she was “coincidentally” made redundant from her job of seven years following her appearance on MAFS Australia and is now focusing on new ways to make some money.
Alyssa listed the merch on her website earlier this week, including sweatshirts, t-shirts and even stickers.
The sweatshirts are priced at £36, while t-shirts are £17. The sweatshirts can either be bought with “I have a child” or “I need attention” slapped on the front of it.
The MAFS Australia bride’s most expensive merch item is a crewneck sweatshirt with a cartoon drawing of Alyssa on the front with the writing: “I need attention”. Water bottles and mugs are also available.
Two Australian dollars, which translates to £1.06, of every sale will go directly to Bully Zero. Bully Zero is Australia’s leading bullying prevention charity. “Bullying can happen anywhere – at home, online, with friends, in a group, on the bus or at school, even in the workplace,” she wrote on her website.
MAFS Australia bride Alyssa announced the launch of her merch items on her private Instagram account after weeks of teasing the products.
“I’m shaking,” she said. “I don’t know why I’m so nervous, [but] the Shopify is now live. I still have a lot of products that I want to create and I want to do, but let’s just start with that.
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“I don’t know why I’m so anxious and so nervous. I don’t know, it’s just really scary. I’m literally a mess right now.”
For all the latest Married at First Sight Australia news and gossip and for the best memes and quizzes, like The Holy Church of MAFS on Facebook.
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Featured image credit via Nine Network Australia and Alyssa Bakes Cakes.
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