These 35 Don’t Tell The Bride memes won’t disappoint you like the groom does

Who doesn’t want pigs at a wedding?

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Lydia Venn | Trash

Don’t Tell The Bride has been added to Netflix and the people who are discovering it for the first time are in for a wild ride of hilarity, disappointment and a lot of themed weddings. Seriously why do all the grooms think a wedding needs a theme?

The show that gives the groom a budget in exchange for the bride having no control or knowledge over her dream day has somehow managed to create some quality memes. This is largely in part thanks to men being trash and literally having no idea what they’re doing. Because what girl doesn’t want a Neighbours themed wedding?

From disastrous dresses, to chips and dips as a wedding meal, to a full on skate ramp at the wedding it seems the way men can disappoint their brides is endless. And whilst the men may be a disappointment these 35 Don’t Tell The Bride memes certainly aren’t:

1. Seriously, how does the patriarchy exist?

https://twitter.com/caybennett/status/1292203370149814273

2. How does the wedding conversation just never come up?

https://twitter.com/lulliesuss/status/1292255608960417803

3. I always feel better about being single watching this show

4. Men don’t have a sensible side tho

Don’t tell the Bride
Bride: I hope he can show people his sensible side
Groom: pig themed wedding and might get the bridesmaids to wear pig onesies

— Honor (@hfstfc) August 12, 2020

5. Ladies we really need to raise our standards

https://twitter.com/JasmineAlcorn98/status/1293272134626811912

6. I am shocked, absolutely shocked she doesn’t like the pig theme wedding

men on don’t tell the bride all through the planning process: haha she’s not going to like this
men when their wife is inevitably upset: D: do you not like it

— goose (@all0fthemdreams) August 12, 2020

7. Just a thought

Have the groom's on Don't Tell The Bride considered looking at more than one venue?

— Georgia Sanders (@UpAndGeorgia) August 13, 2020

8. Raising an interesting question

https://twitter.com/_mollywakefield/status/1293676279468830721

9. Ah shit, here we go again

Every episode of don't tell the bride you think it can't get worse and then it does

— Lily Bowman (@_lilybowman) August 12, 2020

10. There are a lot of baby men tbf

https://twitter.com/cliomcl/status/1292076842132934656

11. I could literally plan a better wedding in my sleep

https://twitter.com/izzscarlett/status/1293336246685753347

12. It’s a common feeling

Watched one episode of don’t tell the bride and I feel sick

— Rebeeb🐷 (@Rebecca_Fraser) August 12, 2020

13. No other reminder necessary

If you need any reassurance that men are trash, just watch one episode of Don’t Tell the Bride

— Katie✌ (@katieehurd) August 13, 2020

14. Lolllll they must feel attacked

https://twitter.com/Megan_darmanin/status/1293850267335692291

15. This is my FA Cup

I watch don't tell the bride with the same energy people watch competitive sports

— depressy (@d3_pressy) August 12, 2020

16. It’s an actual addiction

https://twitter.com/hollyshere_/status/1293677106606616582

17. I would have run away as soon as we turned into the farm

netflix don't tell the bride memes

18. Hahahhahaa so true

https://twitter.com/uncleciara/status/1293645618368450560

19. As if we needed another reason

Omg finally seen a don’t tell the bride where shit really hits the fan and they don’t actually get married. Life is complete, this is why we hate men

— 𝔈𝔯𝔦𝔫 (@hell_razorrr) August 12, 2020

20. There really must be a word for this chaos

what’s the German word for when you’re watching don’t tell the bride and gleefully seeing two people who are entirely and visibly incompatible legally bind themselves to each other over a banana boat wedding

— Jenny Constable (@JennyLConstable) August 10, 2020

21. SOS

If u ever catch me on don’t tell the bride please please please reach out to me because there is obviously something seriously wrong

— steph (@TheStephAsamoah) August 10, 2020

22. It’s because they’re not rational x

https://twitter.com/esmequeennn/status/1292079243044818945

23. Quite simply

watching don’t tell the bride pic.twitter.com/5epcNNPbRG

— кикимора 🇵🇸 (@aldicans) August 8, 2020

24. It really is embarrassing fancying men at this point

https://twitter.com/rachelkmpotter/status/1292937244291072000

25. Wait you don’t want a T-Rex at the wedding?

https://twitter.com/HazzaMalla/status/1292537353106534400

26. I’m out

Some of the brides on Don’t Tell the Bride are tolerating TOO MUCH. I’m telling you right now if my lad turned round and told me to parasail into my wedding with my guests on a fkn banana boat. I’d be cutting that rope on the parasail and fucking off to bloody Benidorm on my own pic.twitter.com/T1wjwwlbPy

— DANIELLE🧘🏼‍♀️ (@danielleburn96) August 11, 2020

27. Honestly what are straight people on?

https://twitter.com/sophjbutler/status/1293483184978624512

28. Oh there’s a red flag, oh and another

https://twitter.com/sarah__eggleton/status/1292889644246470658

29. Tbf I’d love chips and dip at my wedding

the people on don’t tell the bride terrify me … like u see that ur new husband has only organised crisps and salsa for your entire wedding ‘dinner’ and u don’t immediately run for the hills and divorce him ?

— el (@ellaboneill) August 11, 2020

30. Say it louder for the people in the back

Every lad goes wrong on don’t tell the bride when they choose a THEME x a wedding doesn’t need a THEME

— lauren (@l_brooksbank) August 11, 2020

31. Can’t stop, won’t stop

https://twitter.com/bethanybale/status/1293884784792526851

32. And maybe a few Insta posts

https://twitter.com/bekkithomasx/status/1293873480090497025

33. I actually get so angry

https://twitter.com/Daisylittler_/status/1293849485077032961

34. Who wouldn’t love a hot tub themed wedding?

don’t tell the bride is just so weird like straight men genuinely think a hot tub themed wedding is something people would want…

— callum (@Iopmons) August 12, 2020

35. But it still really is the greatest show and I will continue to watch

Don’t Tell The Bride is on Netflix. I can’t fatbom this much heterosexual pain. Men spending 2 grand on their own Stag do & getting their missus a table at the local pub & two bottles of Echo Falls. Dress is a shower curtain. They get married in laser quest. I can’t stop watching

— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) August 10, 2020

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