The Valentine’s cards every Soton student wants to get from their admirers

So. It's Valentine's Day. Maybe you're with your bae, gazing longingly into each other's eyes over a romantic dinner. Or, more realistically, today you are the most single you've ever been, and will be spending V-Day downing wine and crying about that boy who shagged and then proceeded to ghost you last month.

Whatever you're doing today, here are some Soton-themed cards to send to your Vals, your pals, your Tinder matches, and random people you've got with in Jesters. These cards are all guaranteed to end in a date, so you're welcome:

The purest love in the whole wide world

The most romantic poem you'll ever receive

Can't go wrong with some cheesy chips

For your library bae

A true hero x

Ready for a V-Day spoon?

😉

I would do this for NO ONE

Who could possibly say no to this??

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Ur love is a drug

How sweet x

Tickle my Jesticles?

For my soulmate xxx

To inject a bit of culture into the mix

If you know, you know

Brb sending this to every fuck boy I've ever met

It's never-ending, baby

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