Work experience takes over Southern Rail’s Twitter to give people something to smile about for once
No h8 here
After a period of delays, cancellations and complaining customers, Southern Rail’s Twitter is climbing its way back after handing the reigns over to a 15-year-old work experience student.
Customers quickly turned to praise and even a bit of friendly banter on the social media platform, as work-exp Eddie made the most of his opportunity, advising customers on everything from dinner to sloths.
Animal welfare was a big issue
Probably a sloth. I can't picture them running away. ^Eddie
— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017
100 duck-sized horses. A horse-sized duck would be pretty scary! You? ^Eddie
— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017
Eddie’s cooking skills also came in handy
It has to be the chicken fajitas 😉 ^Eddie
— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017
I love Chow Mein, but I heard that Dim Sun is also very good so it's up to you. Just make sure you've got 1/2
— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017
But things soon got serious
Hi, it has to be a war monger. The fish monger at my nearest ASDA is amazing. ^Eddie
— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017
And the panic was real when Eddie was momentarily lost
https://twitter.com/DC_ARVSgt/status/884815183960518657
Because there’s nothing else that the police should be panicking about
Is it lunchtime yet? We miss Eddie! Although I'm sure you're great too Amy 😁
— Sandford Police Commentary (@Sandford_Police) July 12, 2017
Whilst Eddie’s expertise on trains was rather limited
Hi Eddie can you drive a train ?
— Peter Wilson (@rsolondon) July 11, 2017
His science knowledge was on point
Hi, for an unladen swallow, it is 50-65mph.. #google ^Eddie
— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017
And overall his experience was insightful
Hi, it has been such an insightful period and it keeps getting better! ^Eddie
— Southern (@SouthernRailUK) July 11, 2017
With many happy customers as a result
https://twitter.com/brownbare/status/884779786849202178







